Apple Switches to Intel


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OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT WILL BECOME OF US?!!? WHAT WILL BECOME OF US ALL!!!

WE ARE DOOMED!!! ALL OF US DOOMED!!!

THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD!

AHHH-WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

We’ll have more on this developing story later in the day.