Apple Working On New Ads.

In response to allegations that “black people don’t use Macs”, sources say Apple is working on a new series of blacksploitation “I’m a Mac ads.”

Information is sketchy right now, but one script is written for Carl Weathers to star as the Mac and Craig T. Nelson as the PC. In the ad, the Mac totally fucks up the PC.

“Think about it,” a source said. “What’s more like ‘the man’ than the PC? Nothing. Well, other than the man himself.”

Apple declined to comment for this story, but Weathers said he’s available and interested. Quentin Tarantino is currently rumored to be attached to the project.

52 thoughts on “Apple Working On New Ads.”

  1. Information is sketchy right now, but one script is written for Carl Weathers to star as the Mac and Craig T. Nelson as the PC. In the ad, the Mac totally fucks up the PC.

    I can see it now …

    -fade in-
    CW: Yo bro, I’m a freakin Mac.
    CTN: Hi, I’m a PC. How are you doing?
    CW: Fuck you!

    Mac proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of PC while threatening to pimp his sorry ass on the street corner.
    -fade out-

    Seriously, I would PAY to see that ad. That’s some funny shit right there, I tell you what.

  2. I couldn’t understand some parts of this article Apple Working On New Ads., but I guess I just need to check some more resources regarding this, because it sounds interesting.

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