28 Mar 15Hairplay

You know how dour Jony Ive’s always been in his picture on the Apple executives page? Well, I finally figured out how to put a smile on his face.

A crappy Photoshop job? Well, yeah, OK, yes. But what’s really making Jony happy in this picture is this: I gave him Craig Federighi’s hair. I mean, that would make any guy happy. (With the possible exception of Chris Breen.)

Check it out.

Because I'm Happy

So happy! Strangely, bizarrely happy. Unnaturally happy. But, regardless, he’s finally happy. This has been bugging me for years. Now I just need to get someone at Apple to upload that to the page. I don’t expect any trouble with that.

I know what you’re saying, though. “What about Federighi?! You can’t take away hair like that!” Relax. Don’t worry. I’ve got him covered. I gave him Angela Ahrendts’ hair.

Feeling bromantic

See? No problem.

The only problem is, uh, I haven’t figure out what to do about Ahrendts.

I’m thinking about buying her a hat.

120 Responses to “Hairplay”

  1. This photoshop was very cool, I almost died of so much laughter, very good, congratulations for the excellent work.

  2. You are a great writer!

  3. leia sobre says:

    Great article! Helped me a lot. Thank you!

  4. post says:

    I loved this text! Helps.

  5. You are a great writer!

  6. You are a great writer!

  7. plano detox says:

    Great article! Helped me a lot. Thank you!

  8. Curso Corel says:

    Very good text .. for more texts ..

    success

  9. Awesome, you’re so good on photoshop

  10. Julia Mendes says:

    Nice, I wanna learn it!

  11. Awesome post, really well written

  12. Very good this post will come back here to read more.

  13. I found the pictures funny and interesting!

  14. Thanks for this excelente content!

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