Apple has quietly revoked the developer license of long-time Mac and iOS software maker Panic, known for award-winning applications such as Transmit and widely praised games like Firewatch.
Panic co-founder Cabel Sasser said â€œWe are attempting to contact Apple for more information. For the time being, customers can still install our apps on the Mac by allowing them to be installed as unsigned. We apologize for any inconvenience and we hope to have this situation, which we assume to be a misunderstanding, sorted out soon.â€
Sources within Apple, however, indicate Panic may have a larger problem than it realizes. Crazy Apple Rumors Site has learned that the companyâ€™s license was pulled at the behest of none other than the Chinese government. China has recently flexed its muscle with U.S. firms â€” from the NBA to other software developers â€” and apparently objects to one recent Panic app in particular.
â€œUntitled Goose Game represents a clear and present threat to Chinese sovereignty,â€ said Yang Cheung, a spokesperson for the Chinese government.
Gesturing to a video of Untitled Goose Game gameplay, Cheung explained.
â€œThe goose is a lawless force of rampant anti-nationalism. It encourages violence against the state and disrespects authority.â€
“Look at him!â€ Cheung said. â€œHe is disgraceful! The gardener is hard-working, a paragon of agricultural values. And what does the goose do? He steals his rake! He steals his radio, so he cannot listen to China National broadcasts. He locks him out of the garden, denying him of his livelihood! The goose is obviously a counter-revolutionary bent on nothing but anarchy.â€
â€œHe even steals the bell, which is used to ring out the victory of the people over the enemies of the state. Assuming you can figure out how to get into the model town area, which I found to be unnecessarily difficult.â€
â€œAlso, we donâ€™t like the name â€˜Panicâ€™. It seems intended to cause unrest within the citizenry.â€
Apple has so far declined to comment on the license revocation, but it did pull at its collar with one finger and grimace uncomfortably.