John Moltz – Editor-In-Chief

Photo credit: John Gruber
Photo credit: John Gruber
The son of poor Oklahoma sharecroppers,
Staff Reporter, Stock Photo Guy
Always on the go, Stock Photo Guy submits occasional pieces to Crazy Apple Rumors Site while he pursues more challenging opportunities that match his unique skill set. Stock Photo Guy is a strong fit for the CARS family and leverages our capabilities on a go-forward basis! Stock Photo Guy is a self-starter who’s also a highly motivated team player. Stock Photo Guy is on the fast track and has upper management written all over him.

(Actually, I saw him at the gym once. He really does have “upper management” written all over him. Freaked me the hell out. I mean, who does that? And I don’t think it was ink, either. I think he did it with an X-Acto knife.)

Stock Photo Guy’s biggest weakness is he’s too much of a perfectionist. And sometimes he works too hard! Go figure!

And if he were a tree, he’d be a mighty oak.

Brains In Glass Domes – Financiers

Brains in glass domes
Brains in glass domes
These enigmatic brains provide the funding that enables Crazy Apple Rumors Site to do what it does.

Um… yeah, that’s a little vague, isn’t it.

OK, truth is, they send us checks and we don’t ask too many questions.

Like, how do they write the checks? That would be one question we would ask if we were asking questions. But we’re not.

(The old Staff page can be found here.)