John Moltz – Editor-In-Chief
The son of poor Oklahoma sharecroppers,
(Actually, I saw him at the gym once. He really does have “upper management” written all over him. Freaked me the hell out. I mean, who does that? And I don’t think it was ink, either. I think he did it with an X-Acto knife.)
Stock Photo Guy’s biggest weakness is he’s too much of a perfectionist. And sometimes he works too hard! Go figure!
And if he were a tree, he’d be a mighty oak.
Brains In Glass Domes – Financiers
These enigmatic brains provide the funding that enables Crazy Apple Rumors Site to do what it does.
Um… yeah, that’s a little vague, isn’t it.
OK, truth is, they send us checks and we don’t ask too many questions.
Like, how do they write the checks? That would be one question we would ask if we were asking questions. But we’re not.
(The old Staff page can be found here.)