The Mega-Post is Dead


LONG LIVE THE MEGA-POST!

You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…

3821.

She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).

Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…

the Mega-Post.

8,514 thoughts on “The Mega-Post is Dead”

  1. I am _not_ going to tweak your algorithm.

    You’re trying to confuse us with those Britishisms. I think after all this time, I’ve finally started to catch on. To what, I’m still not sure.

  2. Oooh, we jumped! Very exciting.

    I tried to catch on a while back. Didn’t work at all. Nor catching up. I’m thinking about branching out into catching corona. Seems a lot easier.

  3. Happy Thanksgiving Cousins. Stuff yer cakeholes as we vulgarly say. When the missus puts you on a diet, ask her “Why are you complaining about my weight?”

  4. Thank you thank you thank you, Nxxx. I had an appointment with my doctor yesterday, and I was a few pounds lighter than last year. So I suppose the sky is the limit. Or the pie is the limit.

  5. Delay thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes! Took a short respite away from the interwebs.

    And to quote my now 22 year old when she was 6: “It’s not a cakehole, it’s a piehole.”

    Happy Excessive Shopping week!

  6. Your daughter’s erstwhile self was clearly very wise, Steve. Although obviously both are accurate as it can multi-task. I don’t mean consecutively. I mean concurrently.

    Alas, I am not a few pounds lighter than last year.

    Happy Belateds on the Thanksgiving front.

  7. The younger child can also be a font of wisdom. For example, earlier this evening whilst looking up something on the Wikipedia said “Why does Wikipedia have all these big words!”

    And, after watching a good number of episodes of the U.S. version of The Office, “You mean Scranton’s a real place?!?”

  8. Nxxx,

    I watched maybe one entire episode, wondering why this show was popular. Younger child eventually gave up, though it was definitely a few seasons in.

  9. Happy Christmas Eve eve!

    Or similar festive greetings in accordance with the holiday of your choosing.

    Or just plain general good wishes, should you choose not to celebrate any such seasonal holiday.

  10. Merry happy felicitations to all, and a lump of coal if you’ve been naughty or Welsh.

    Wishing you a very flaky Christmas if the weather outside is frightful!

  11. New Year’s Eve is here where I live, and in a few hours it will be 2022. I’m not a numerologist, but that seems a few 2s too many. Have a happy new year, and may it be far less more badly worse than the one before…

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  13. Have you bowed down before the here and powerful Oz? No, I’m not referring to the fictional wizard from Dorothy’s magical land. I’m talking about mass-marketed medical guru and Oprah protégé, Dr. Oz. And while he may be powerful, the scientific community is not convinced that his recommendations are all that great.

  14. It’s so disheartening when we are visited by soulless hawkers…

    Not you Cai—I mean those other, strange ones.

    1. I feel like there are a few of us who haunt the depths Megapost.
      Trapped far far below, caught by the enormous gravity of the beast that Moltz created.

      From the surface posters in the light, you can hear strange emanations coming from the abyss-like darkness.
      The rattling of chains, the unholy groans of the tormented. A gentle fizzle of dying Fembot circuitry and, every now and then, the screech of a crazed Del as she attacks and feeds on sub-par sysadmins and spam posters. Dragging them back to her lair to drain them of their life force.

      Soulless? Maybe. We are THE FORGOTTEN. Those who posted before, lost to the memory of only a few who carried on the great work started many cycles ago. Do not venture below. Lets us keep our iBooks and Newtons. And you can keep your sweet meats.

  15. I’ve been waiting for Pudding over IP for so long now, the pudding’s a bit crusty. Will the crust be removed in transmission?

  16. I’m expecting Broth over IP before Pudding. It’s less viscous, if there’s such a thing as digital viscosity.

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