New iMac to be "Way Cool"

CARS sources that declined to be identified indicate the new iMacs to be revealed at a special Apple event in the first quarter of 2002 will be “way cool.” The 2002 iMacs will sport “things” that will make them “totally boss” and will reportedly come in “cool colors and stuff.”

When asked to confirm rumors that detachable screens with touch input would be included, sources said “Really? No way! Wow, that’s cool! Oh, man, that’s so cool. That’s way cooler than what I was thinking.”

Sources were unavailable for further comment as they had to “get off the phone and go tell Gary, ’cause he’s gonna flip.”