We’re off next week

But we’ll leave this thread open for you to talk amongst yourselves. Please take this as an opportunity to bond with your fellow Mac users.
Jeez, this place is going to be on fire when we come back, isn’t it.

1,060 thoughts on “We’re off next week”

  1. Congratulations Mega Posters,
    posting unread missives
    unheard voices in the wind
    bytes and bits dissolve
    Ok that is weird. What in the hell is the deal with the Haikus (haiki? what is the plural?)

  4. There once was a young poster on CARS,
    Who swore off drinking in bars,
    I have to you see,
    Otherwise I see,
    Tiny green men from Mars.
    And limericks!!!! Is that what the Grand and Noble Mega-Post has desended to?
    Ok I know I have no right to iFlame the Mega-Post since I have negleted the Mega-Post since it reached 500. I’m sorry. What can I do to atone?

  7. Is there a World Record for pointless, unrelated comments posts to a single message?

  9. Are there any rules about not counting consecutive post from a single post with in a certain period of time?

  10. Good job Bellidancer. Nice limerick.
    Welcome back.
    *sniff*
    What a wonderful homecoming. Oh great now I’m crying. I know what will take care of that.
    Sweet Sweet Morphine.

  11. speaking in Haiku
    thoughts twist and strain to fit in
    my mind will explode
    AAARRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!
    Cai, Stop the madness! This haiku speak is dangerous. Remember what our mothers said, “Stop doing that or your ________(<- insert noun here) will stay like that!”

  14. There once were two posters, Cai and Del,
    And in the Mega-Post, they did dwell,
    Though they posted in others,
    To the Mega-Post, they were mothers,
    Oh, they cared for the Mega-Post Cai and Del.

  15. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
    I have written more poetry ( admittedly bad) in the last twenty minutes than I have written in twenty years. I have to get out of here!

  17. I just re-read the MegaPost from the beginning.
    I nearly LMAO.
    Huck your blackjack haiku is priceless. Even on second reading I lost it.

  19. I write in the MegaPost from work
    I post so much my duties I shirk
    and if I get fired
    I may not get rehired
    My job prospects poor unless I lurk

  21. No one patrols the MegaPost. They start reading and *POOF* their heads explode. Usually after reading one of Cai’s diatribes.
    If their head doesn’t explode we usually kick them in the nutsack.

  22. I am off to mow
    My stupid lawn grows quickly
    I should iFlame it
    I don’t remember
    How the Haikus got started
    It’s my fault I’m sure

  23. Grammar Police, I,
    Ignore the postings by Cai,
    Lest my brain explode.
    (See you Friday.)

  30. Whoa, the Mega-Post has logged OVER 60 POSTS TODAY.
    That is insane.
    This is the evil abandoned twin of CARS. This is the neglected, the despised, the cursed. And yet…and yet…this little ghetto often out posts the regular comments section…and it has grown and matured!!! I am amazed at the quality of the posts now.
    though base beginnings
    maturity comes with time
    worth beyond compare

  33. For b-man’s clarification:
    Haiku, the first, not mine
    From Del, the first, so fine
    Mega-Post, her words missed
    Left the rest of us pissed
    Yet enchanted, I sang back in kind.

  35. If the MegaPost now owns my azz; does it mean I can start having all my bills forwarded here? Can I even charge something from the Apple Store on the MegaPost’s store account? Please? Pretty please?
    I promise to share anything I get at the Apple Store with the rest of the MegaPost — just promise to clean the Cheeze Whiz off before returning stuff to me.
    Thanks!

  37. I return to the
    MegaPost, bright eyed, wired, and
    Ready to Haiku
    Who would have thought Haiku would be so popular.
    We are a poetic bunch. Bunch of what I don’t know. Nice ones Cai and Huck. I can see it now
    *dramatic music, screen fades to black*
    In 50 years the MegaPost will be released in book form and it will be read in coffee shops across the world. The coffee shops will begin serving a new nutty flavored coffee and Cheez whiz and lesbian ninja midget robots will rule.

  39. I have decided that everyone who emails me for tech support will get replies in Haiku form. I wonder if anyone notice.
    Your Windows is Hacked
    Would you like me to upgrade
    You to linux now?
    Your blue screen of death
    is so unattractive would
    you like an iMac?

  40. Is the plural of
    haiku like the plural of
    grue? Is it haiki
    That are afraid of
    the gree? Is it Haikus that
    were eaten by grues?
    I’ll turn of the light
    then we will know if it is
    gree grues or haikus

  41. I think I’m going to curl up in a g5 box and have a mental breakdown now.
    *opens bottle of tequilla*

  45. I wanted to drink in my box
    So I could hide from my work clocks
    But my kittens did pounce
    Before I drank an ounce
    I would get more liquor in Detox

  46. Cai you are correct
    Your job does suck a lot more
    I support linux
    Unix and Mac too
    There are a lot less zombies
    and viruses for
    Me to have to fix
    Windows support is very
    harried and tired

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