We’re off next week

But we’ll leave this thread open for you to talk amongst yourselves. Please take this as an opportunity to bond with your fellow Mac users.
Jeez, this place is going to be on fire when we come back, isn’t it.

1,060 thoughts on “We’re off next week”

  2. Oh hey….
    has anyone seen my bunny slippers?
    *looks around*
    I’ve lost my bunny slippers….. 🙁
    maybe I left them in the toture dungeon?
    Hmmmmm!!!

  3. 100 posts, it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I’ve created a monster. Do you remember when Jimmy Stewart is doing the fill-a-buster in Mr. Smith goes to Washinton. And little kids in his home state are getting hurt. And Sanders yells in tears from the gallery to stop. Well I feel like that.
    Stop the insanity, before someone gets hurt !!!!!!!!
    You don’t believe me, just look at Cai. Look what this posting craze has done to him (or her, or it). The point is, that we can’t go on killing each other forever. I said killing because it’s more dramatic then “posting”. But the end result is the …. ok it’s not the same. But we need to stop. It’s what Moltz, Howard, Masako, and even the Enity would want. And let’s not forget Spiro.

  4. Nooooooo!
    We cant stop…*cries*
    We….must….*huf*……go…..*coughs*…….on…..
    must…post…..more……..crap!!!
    *gasps*
    300…..
    *coughs*
    *wheezes*
    argh!

  5. FOR GOD’S SAKE MAN (or woman, or thing) LOOK AT YOURSELF. It’s Mothers day, and your posting like crazy. You have to find your Mother and give her a hug. Or at least spend $7.48 on a fricking card from Hallmark. Pull yourself together, give it a rest. I think a speak for the rest of the posters when I say you’ve done more then your share of posting. And we couldn’t have done it with out you. So take a break, give it a rest, or just change your posting name like I do. Rest easy soldier, you’ve done your duty. Feel Proud.

  6. Noooooooooooooo!
    I cant stop myself…..*cries*
    Besides it’s only mothers day over there….
    here in the UK it was mothers day on March 21st
    Nyaaa nyaaaaa!
    *poke tongue out*
    *sighs*
    But….but…,but……the who will fight the good fight…….
    *screams*

  12. ooooooohhhhh – what happened……
    there was activity for a while, and then…..now…..nothing!
    It’s a complete anti-climax I can tell you.
    Why isnt anyone posting?
    *cries*
    please…..someone post……we must post…..post….post!

  13. and just as I’m posting my post…..someone post!
    How cool!
    yeah – I miss CARS too….but this is the best we have, until Monday!
    I think they dont like us anymore and are trying to become one with the As The Apple Turns readership…
    have we angered the Moltz?
    if so….how can we make amends?
    or cant we?
    do we just take over this web site?
    are the inmates really running this Asylum?
    ook-ook-ook!

  14. well, yes……they always will!
    I WILL NOT BE HELD DOWN!!!
    NO!
    I SHALL BE STRONG AND SUPPORT THE CARS…..THINGY!
    anyone got any bagels, coz I’m starving!
    cheers!

  15. We can do it. 300 hundred is closer than ever before…
    Come on guys lets show CARS that we love CARS

  16. yeah,,,,,woohoooo!
    WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS!
    WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE MOLE CARS!
    WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS!
    WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS!
    WE COVE CARS! WE VOLE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS!
    WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS!
    WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE POLE CARS! WE LOVE CARS!
    WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! WE LOVE CARS! brrrrooooooom!

  17. Well….beddy time for Cai I think!
    I’ll see everyone from the CARS Asylum on the flip side….you never know….the CARS Staff may have gotten lost somewhere and might not return for another week…..
    then we can make it to 1000 posts!
    woohooo!!!

  20. You know, just because CARS begins posting again doesn’t mean this has to die. We can break 1000 later this coming week. And 234.

  21. er… it is easy to just keep posting random text to reach any no of posts you want…
    the real challenge is to post 300 of real jokes to show CARS we write better jokes than they do…

  22. So, um, like I said before, what do you think about a merger/agreement with Dell?
    Yeah, I thought so.
    Listen, would you stop the laughing?
    Enough, already!
    ANYHOO, I guess we’ve provided Moltz et al (who’s Al?) with enough storyline fodder for another year’s worth of material, so we can all go to bed now resting secure in the thought that we won’t be deprived of any CARS content until after next year’s Cinco de Mayo.
    (Did I spell that right?)
    Bill

  23. And now for something completely different!
    Boogy-de-boogy-de-boogedy-boo!
    Oh, wait, that wasn’t so different.
    In fact, it really fits quite well in with the current line of posting. No, wait, not with that line of posting. Perhaps it fits better with another line of posting.
    G’night, all!
    (Who’s All?)

  24. There was stuff worth reading in the comment section before, right?

  25. Cai, you are THIS close to becoming a heretic. Better than burning you, I have renamed you. Instead of Cai, you are CARSI.
    Crazy Apple Rumors Site Idiot. No, you are not on the payroll. No, I am not on the payroll. No, I’m not going to declare you a heretic and hunt you down to your house and burst in through the door with a flamethrower in hand to incinerate you in your sleeping clothes. We will use covert action, tossing a Molotov into the house with a drive by so people will think it’s just a bunch of noisy kids. But that’s another story.
    There’s posting, and there is idiocy. You have crossed the divide. Thank you and have a good day.
    And the iFlame will not go away with the next article on CARS, though my heretic hunting will die down a bit and I shall be less annoying. But that’s cause I’ve spent the weekend burning heretics left and right. What a wonderful weekend it was.

  29. I don’t think “What the heck”‘s post meant anything.
    I think he just drew a text box in quark and filled it with that Jabberwocky thingy.
    (He should have chosen the Klingon option, it would have made more sense)

  32. I think Laemkral needs a hug!
    *opens arms*
    maybe they were dropped on their heads by thier mother?
    *shrugs*
    I am not Heretic….I’m more Quakatic……
    *giggles*
    *rubs hands* 300 in 3 hours??
    Mwo-haaaa ha ha aha haaaaaaaaa! *riiiiiips*
    meep!

  33. someone said theres not enough jokes….well….here goes…
    Q: Whats grey and cant fly?
    A: A Car Park!
    BWA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

  34. *twiddles thumbs*
    *ponders the word “twiddles”*
    *becomes concerened about his own mental health and begins rocking in the feutal position*

  36. I don’t know whats worse… CARS not being back yet or me reading through all 249 posts because I’m so desperate for something even remotley CARS -like to redeam my existance.
    Time to pout.

  38. I wonder if we’re falter at our current dizzying heights of postage?!?!?
    Maybe we’ll never break 260 before the Moltz-Moltzer comes back, or maybe we’ll be sniffed out by Howard?!?!?
    Who knows……
    All I know is, I’m in need of chickeny goodness at some point….
    and dang, I’ve only had one cup of coffee today and thats like…uinheard of……I must be ill!
    Maybe I AM turning into a Heretic?
    Wooooooooooo!
    Can I get a grant?

  39. The real trick is going to be continuing to post comments to *this* article long after Moltz and crew return. It’d be fun to be browsing the archives one day and see 12761 comments in one item.

  40. Well, I think I have a new hobby, Fringe!
    Maybe we can start out own little club/hang-out thing here!
    No one is allowed to post unless they do the secret handshake!! oh yes!!!

  41. I don’t check the comments for a day… and look what happens! I love this place!

  44. Yea, and where the frick is Moltz, it’s been a week of this hell !!!!!!

  45. As of May 10th, we achieved 242 posts. 44 were posted by cai. I therefore declare that the goal of 200 posts was not reached due to excessive spamming on cai’s part. Losers. I told you you couldn’t do it.

  46. Wow. This multitude of postings can only signify one of two things:
    1. A true devotion to CARS like no other.
    2. Evidence that civilisation is collapsing right on schedule.
    And since I posted, that would make me devoted/anarchic just like everyone else.
    Question: If a Mac crashes in the forest, and no one is there to reboot…(Yeah I know, I know. But just suppose that it’s possible.)
    Question Number 2: Are we all here because we are not all there?

  48. I refuse to contribute to this blatant idiocy by posting just for the sake of posting.
    wait…

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