Aaaaaaand we’re back!
And with Apple’s recent announcement of Airport Express and things heating up for the Worldwide Developer’s Conference, not a moment too soon!
As with all sequels, the Son of Mega-Post does not appear to have enjoyed the popularity and critical acclaim of the Mega-Post. But we believe it did serve to revive interest in the original, much the way the second crappy set of Star Wars movies revived interest in the original, somewhat less crappy set of movies.
Our readers may rightly wonder where we’ve been.
And they may rightly mind their own bees’ wax.
You know, I always wondered about that phrase, “mind your own bees’ wax.” Turns out in the late 1700s there was a bee shortage and bee keepers, eager for wax to mind, were… uh… getting into each other’s… bees wax… to… mind it. Hence, “mind your own bees wax.”
But, if you must know, we were taking care of some technological advancement here at the Crazy Apple Rumors Site top secret headquarters. Yes, I’m proud to announce that CARS is now…
That’s right! The content you’re reading – the text, the graphics, everything – is now all digital!
I have no idea how we were delivering analog content over a digital medium, I frankly don’t even know what that means, but… there you are.
Also this past week,
- Ugluk was in a road tour of Les Misérables. He received much critical acclaim but was left saddened because what he really wants to do is direct.
- Chet spent the week on a journey of personal discovery followed by shock, denial and an attempt to un-discover everything he had discovered through the strenuous application of alcohol. So now he’s back where he started.
- When Masako wasn’t working on the big digital conversion, she was spending a lot of time sulking. She’s getting really good at it and often solicits our feedback. “How was that? Was it believable?” etc.
- The Entity says he “became one with the universe.” But, then, as always happens in these situations, the universe got all needy… “Where are you going? Are you going out with your friends again? Why don’t you ever take me anyplace nice anymore?” I mean, where are you going to take the universe? It’s everywhere. That’s why it can be so smothering. I hear they parted as friends, though. Which is good because they still own that place on Rehoboth Beach together.
As for me, I got caught up on my macrame owls. Aren’t they just adorable?
So, anyway, a good week here at CARS headquarters. We’re refreshed and ready to go.
And, if we ever get tired, we can just cut to Grandson of Mega-Post.