Addendum


Oh, and one other thing. When Apple does announce the “headless” Mac, it won’t sell for less than $500 as you may have heard on some other rumor sites.

It’ll sell for less than $99.95.

Actually, I don’t have any sources on that. I just wanted to set the bar unreasonably high for them.

It’s just a thing we rumor sites have to do. I know it’s not sexbots, but I’m really kind of busy right now with the tentacles and the mayhem and the death rays and the guy in the little booth who’s hand-rolling free cigars and the Brazilian dancers who start at 8 PM, and the various other amenities.

And Apple legal? I’ve got the diagrams for the flash-based iPod in my pants.

Come get ’em.

88 thoughts on “Addendum”

  1. Free cigars and flash iPods! Boy, Moltz’ pants must be burning. As in, on fire. As in…well, you know.

  2. Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants! Pants!

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  3. Twenty Third!!!

    *laughs at all the idiots hitting refresh*

    Only one more article and SOMP/Kilo Post disappears off the front page.

    Last chance to post people!!!.. before it becomes the domain of only those who were smart enough to link to it.

    Sad really. Or not.

  4. PLZ SHIP ONE HUNDRED UNITS(100) OF YOUR $99.95 I-MAC TO MY PALACE IN NIGERIA. I WILL THEN PAY U FOR SAID MERCHANDSIE BY TRANSFERRING THE MONIES INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. PLEASE TO SEND THIS IFNORMATION TO ME AT YOUR QUICKEST POSSIBLE TIME.

  5. A diagram for the ‘flash’ based iPod in your pants?

    And I thought you were just glad to be back.

  6. TAKE IT ON GOOD AUTHORITY THAT YOU WOULDN’T WANT THIS SO-CALLED HEADLESS MAC! SURE IT WILL BE CHEAP, BUT IT WILL ALSO EXUDE PUTRID VAPORS OF UNSPEAKABLE HORROR!! THESE MINIONS OF EVIL WILL CONSUME THE SOULS OF ALL WHO DARE GAZE UPON THEIR FELL VISAGE!!!

    SEE YOU AT THE SHOW!!!!!

  7. Bellidancer I am more than happy to supply all the alcohol needs for the patio party. Huck figured out that by taking the hmPod (Halmark branded iPod that only plays Hallmark cards and comercials) and forcing it to listen to itself it would attempt to drown itself in alcohol to dull the pain. It is quite simple to pour off the excess.

  8. PARTY!!!!! I can’t wait for the party! I am SOOO excited for the party! Bring on the PARTY friends! If you need me to bring anything else I would be happy to. It isn’t like I am using my credit card to buy all this stuff.

    Oh, did you know that the new sexbots have iPods built in? (Or have all of them had them?) Anyway, the speaker quality is crap so we will need external speakers.

  9. Psyko, just make sure you plug the external speakers into the line out jack and NOT the headphone jack. I think MacStansbury got slapped for sticking it in the wrong hole last time.

  10. I heard the cheap Mac will be given away free with any order of three chili cheese dogs, large fries and a large Mountain Dew at Der Wienerschnitzel.

    mmmmyep…

    I like pants.

  11. Can we book the Brazilian dancers for the party too?

    Hey, from John’s description of the battle, is it really any different from some of John’s other parties? Tentacles and mayhem! Scantily clad feminine forms, (Sexbots or Brazilian Dancers) Unspeakable vices.

    Del, I can’t believe what you said about MacStansbury. Fantastic innuendo.

    My rumor: the rest of the rumors have it wrong…Apple will be releasing the iWok! Quad G5 CPUs supply the heat. So far that has been suggested by others,(I think including John), here’s my twist…the bowl shape of the iWok is a satellite receiver/transmitter. Apple will be inaugurating a satellite network with 1 gigabit/sec bandwidth.

  12. Oooh, good point Del. The problem is that they are using new symbols to mark each port. (I think the sexbots requested new cooler looking icons) So, I don’t even know which ones are ins and which ones are outs. Maybe I will make MacStansbury do it for me.

  13. FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

    FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

    FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

    FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

    FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

    FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH! FLASH!

  14. Oh Sure blame me!

    Huck, I may need to borrow your microphone. Seems the batteries have died in mine. Stupid Duracell.

  15. Geez people, save it for the party. John’s going to have to throw a PG-13 on this site. Genitals! sex toys! Drunken sexu…errrr…connection accidents. Hell if people could just include pictures we would be at least an “R”.

  16. Oh and IEBC, Having a whole choir full of little boys running around buck-naked is going to get John in deep, deep trouble. Please, PLEASE, keep your pants. on!

  17. On the other hand….this episode could be known as ….

    The Battle of the Thirty Moons of CARS

  18. PG-13? I thought we were just talking about hooking up some hardware.

    *Del says with an innocent grin*

  19. Oh, sorry Del, I thought blaming it on you sounded like a bad idea. So I take responsibility for all the problems.*

    *If, and only if, they are not punishable by death.

  20. Could that day be today perhaps? I seem to recall we are playing a game of Badmitten in the MP and you are winning.

  21. TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING!

    TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING!

    TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING!

    TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING! TESTING!

  22. Maybe it’s just me, but The Invisible Evil Boys Choir sounded a little flat.

    They haven’t been getting into Del’s Vodka have they?

  23. I’d love to tell these invisible kids about how great Apple products are, but wouldn’t that be preaching to the…

    ..nah, forget it. Some puns must be left alone.

    -jcr

  24. No way, Psyko, I was testing my microphone! And who wouldn’t considering who the port’s attached to?

    In fact, that may explain the Invisible Evil Boy’s Choir’s eagerness to repeat themselves with an almost orgasmic intensity. Which is gross.

  25. Don’t worry Huck. Someday the scar brought on by that comment of yours will heal over. It will be a while though, that was very bad.

  26. HELLO…HEllo…Hello..hello

    Boy is it quiet around here. Is everyone busy reading those boring “real” rumor site? Why bother? No one know but Steve. I’m afraid if the leaks don’t stop, Jobs will go on stage and announce NOTHING new. Then as he leave the stage, He turn back, and say, ” Oh, and one more thing…neener..neener…neener ( I hope that’s spelled right.)

  27. I know what you mean, it has been quiet here lately. I have not had the heart to make noise though. You know, just incase something really mean were sleeping and waking it up would make it mad and want to kill me. Now that you have make plenty of noise with the “hello” though I feel pretty safe.

  28. Safe? Safe!!!! Where are all the regulars? Where are the lurkers?

    I’m afraid John has failed and Tentalus is one by one

    *Hello? Anyone there?*

    picking us off. I am getting out

    *What’s That!!*

    of he…

    *AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    *Silence returns*

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