09 Mar 05Programming Note

Nothing tomorrow or Friday as the entire office is being bug-bombed. The only one who will be here is the Entity who apparently kind of likes it.

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  1. Streetrabbit says:

    Coming from Scotland I particularly relate to the Dyson stories.

    You know in the old days you knew who your enemy was, Vikings, Romans, Saxon Hordes. These days there’s just no telling who’s lining up to invade your country.

  2. This just in from Apocalypse Central.

    The coming cybyer Apocalypse has been delayed for an indetermniant amount of time. It seems the website formerly known as CARS keeps mentioning the cyberapocalypse. And as long as everyone is expecting it, we cannont be effective in our apocalyptic enterprise.

    Just as No one expects the Spanish Inquisition…

    …the coming cyberapocalypse has to remain a surprise, otherwise, what good is it?

    So, as long as websites – especially CARS, which seems to be onto us – mentions the coming cyberapocalypes, it cannot happen.

    But the minute they stop talking about it…

    Oh, wait, this isn’t the Cyberapocalype Central planning message board is it?

    Wait, Yes, I think, um, no this is not it after all. Drat.

    Readers of this board, please be so kind as to disregard this message and any other related comunications. They are soely the property of Cyberapocalypes Central. Any use of this message to impede the progress of the coming Cyber apocalypse is subjet to criminal prosecution for revealing trade secrets. Even though we’re not really trading anything.

    There is no cyber apocalypse. It’s the result of the fertile imaginations of certain well-educated rumor-mongers. You need not worry about any pending Armageddon, Cyberapocalypse, or return of the Flip Wilson Show.

    Until it happens. Bwahahaha…er, they’re still reading…

    Nevermind…

  3. B BOMBER says:

    I USULLY START BOMBING IN MAY

  4. Psyko says:

    Dang, I was hoping it really was pending and just not coming because we were talking about it. The guy said that it is all bogus though and he seemed pretty trustworthy. (Unless it was a she, then she would seem pretty trustworthy.)

    As for the Dyson stuff, I saw a PowerBook in one of their commercials.

    From now on, whenever you see the “MARK” in my post you will know just how far Psyko has read.

  5. Psyko says:

    MARK

  6. MARK says:

    YES, PSYKO, WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?

  7. Dan Rather says:

    What is the frequency, Kenneth?

  8. Streetrabbit says:

    It’s important for us to know where you’ve read to Psyko.

    We’ll wait for your MARK before we post more so you don’t get too far behind.

  9. Psyko says:

    Thank you you Streetrabbit.

    MARK

  10. Dingle Barry says:

    (plink plink plink)

    Anybody in there?

    Damn, I guess they’ve all gone home… hmmmf.

    DB

  11. Psyko says:

    Wow, you seem cool. Cool enough to have a purpose in life. What is your purpose in life?

    MARK

  12. 2000guitars says:

    Why would you want to know how far you’ve read? As far as I can tell everyone else posts without reading the preceding posts. At least that’s MY modus operandi…

    (a little Latin there fer ya)

    %&*#&%%@

    (a little French as well)

    MARKy mark and the funky bunch

  13. Huck says:

    Wow, we’re really running on fumes, aren’t we?

    MORK

  14. Streetrabbit says:

    For a “story” that was only two sentences, I think we’ve done very well.

    Goodnight short story.

    CHAINSAW

  15. Dingle Barry says:

    Ah Mark,

    I don’t really have a purpose. I just hang around with my friend the a**hole.

    DB

  16. Psyko says:

    My name isn’t Mark.

    MARK

  17. Psyko says:

    My name is Briggs.

    MARK

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