The Mega-Post is Dead


You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…


She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).

Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…

the Mega-Post.

7,940 thoughts on “The Mega-Post is Dead”

  1. Noooooooo! Surely something can be done to revive it! Where now do we go to seek the solace of sexbots, cheese whiz, and Everclear hot tubs?!!

    We’ll never otherwise find out if the two holes (the second currently be dug by Cai, Del, Psyko, will ever meet up with the first. Indeed, will they now ever be able to get out?!

    C’mon, surely there’s some manner of programming manipulation you’ve yet to apply to the situation – Masako surely this is not beyond your prodigious programmatical mastery.

    Long Live the Mega-Post!!! (please………)

    Oh, and of course,


  2. It is a well known act that Mac users live happier, are richer, live more productive lives and have better sex lives than other computer users. This means they have large penises. So you are wrong.

  3. I’m not sure, I would hope so. Personally, I’ve only stumbled upon the megapost once, then I got frightened, ran away and tripped over a stack of $10,000 bills and fell down the stairs. I looked like a total ass, but then I thought; “hey, I’m covered in $10,000 bills, WTF am I complaining about (or aboot if you’re from Canada)?”

  4. Hey, why not make our own Mega-Post?

    It will be reborn!

    Just pick one and post on it as long as you live.

    So, which one should it be? This one? Next one? Every prime one starting now?

  5. R.I.P. Mega-post.

    i never knew him, but i’m sure he was a good bloke.

    at least he didn’t suffer, for that we can all be thankful.

  6. Actually, The Mega-Post was nearly ended, but for the fact that Moltz put that link in the post. And so the torch has been passed and this is now The Mega-Post.

    (You see, it’s more of a title than a name. That way it gets passed on like the title of king, or president, or George Bush)

    And please don’t suggest Son of The Mega-Post, that cunning bastard was just a ruse to distract us from the real The Mega-Post.

  7. TLÆB: (now to actually complete the post…)

    Well, duh, how could I not have realized it?! Of course, _this_ now is the Mega-Post! Ahhh…sweet surcease from sorrow….

    Now where the heck did that intoxicating hot tub go….

  8. Now introducing Mega-Post II: Electric Boogaloo{TM}

    All Posts Organically Grown!

    Featuring Hot Sexbot-On-Lesbian-Ninja Action!

    Recommended By Nine Out Of Ten Therapists!

    With A New Fresh Fruity Scent!

    (at least until rot sets in)

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  9. What?

    So this is…it?

    Where’s the help desk thing? I was told there would be a help desk thing here.

    Shall we do our own?

    Q. I’m experiencing some problems with my Airport network. I have a graphite Airport base station and I’m connecting a TiBook with a supported third party PC slot 802.11g card. There isn’t as much molasses as I was expecting. What do ya think?


    Speakers include Saint Steve with iHalo and John Moltz.

    Bring along iPod and matches to light it.

    We are invited to attend the Women’s Institute Official Hang Blair and Bush festival immediately afterwards. Bring your own noose.

    See y’all.

  11. I’m not sure how these mega-post thingies work. Is it possible to exceed 3821 comments by keeping the individual comments short?

    Say, by excluding cricket match reportage?

  12. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    *throws down spade in objection*



    *picks up spaed*

    *looks around*

    *starts digging*

    Welcome to the Giga Post people…….



    How could you do this to me? I have been too busy to post in the last week!


    Poor Psyko. 🙁


  14. Exactly. How lame is it that cricket got the last word. “It’s just not cricket”. And Bill just got back, things were just getting interesting again….


  15. Started thinking (ouch) about Nano Pod release.

    Steve out of his cocoon introduced Madonna, it’s not possible is it that when he emerges, he’ll be messiah?

    Chance to make money out of religion for someone.

  16. The Mega Post is dead. Long live the Mega Post.

    Yes there was cricket in the Mega Post. Long before we ever saw it on the regular posts.

    We also had holes, a pony, the iFlame, a hot tub. And spammers. But not for very long.

    At least we made it into September rather than being shut down a month ago like Moltz threatened.

  17. Q. I’m experiencing some problems with my Airport network. I have a graphite Airport base station and I’m connecting a TiBook with a supported third party PC slot 802.11g card. There isn’t as much molasses as I was expecting. What do ya think?

    Ahnyer, the reason your airport is running low on molasses is because of frequent use. You see, when you use your Airport Base Station, it heats up quite a bit. Consequently, this bakes the molasses into molasses cookies.

    Look around inside the base station, or nearby on the floor for your airport cookies.

    If you cannot find them, I suspect the third-party wireless card ate them.

    Or Shröedinger’s Cat. I suspect he’d get quite hungry in that box.

    Of course, I believe your mistake was not getting the chocolate chip cookie dough base station. It makes better cookies then my grandmother.

  18. Quit holding out on him, we all know Snickerdoodle base stations work the best.


    Long live the MP!

    (Oh the nerve of those darned cricketeer loving, SPAM eating, MP shutdowners.)


  19. Ah, tech support. Time to let loose.

    A (to any question): SHUT THE HELL UP STOP WHINING YOU BASTARD AND DO YOUR OWN DAMN RESEARCH! Heh heh heh, that felt good. Stupid idiots! Just click that button there! Yes, there, in System Preferences, right under where it says what you’re looking for! Aaaaaah ha ha ha ha! Yes, I did just drive 2 hours to click one button, and you’re going to pay through the nose for it! Yay!

  20. Hrm… The Giga-Post *does* have a nice ring to it…

    And when we turn on the disco ball and the music and the hot tub is filled with liquor and sexbots we will call it The Jigga-Post!


  21. Lemon, where is the System Preference that knows the answer to all our questions? I see nothing labeled God.

    By the way, the Airport Express dispenses milk. just hold your glass under it, push the green light, and milk comes out of the ports.

    Oh, and make sure it’s plugged in.

  22. So, it it ISN’T the SexBots that came with the Airport? See, they’d been working in the kitchen for a while in those cute French Maid outfits. I thought maybe they were eatin’ the cookies. They’d been going through the whipped cream pretty quickly.

    The cat? I thought that damn thing was dead! I guess I should have checked.

  23. Sir,

    In 1873, on the North West Frontier, there were 3,945 entries on a single day in the Officer of the day’s Other Ranks Mess Complaint Book.

    Of course I had all the complainers taken out and shot. Moltz should do the same.

    Disgusted Col Retd

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