LONG LIVE THE MEGA-POST!
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So albinos are the only ones we’re letting in now? That could wreak havok in the gene pool.
We have a pool?!?
A “Private Eye” photograph of Wacko’s doctor with a speech bubble saying, “…they don’t like it when us blacks kill white folks.”
Had me rolling on the floor.
But not because of some dodgy painkiilers, I hope Nxxx.
I’ll be getting my usual Private Eye annual from the in-laws. And socks.
No iPad 3, though, curiously.
Skinters.
Incidentally, I was watching that Jobs docu on Aunty Beeb the other day and . . . well, *man* does Woz have mahoosive noztrilz.
I was mesmerised. I hadn’t really noticed them before. And he leans his head back slightly as he speaks, as if to accentuate them.
If you stuck him at the centre of a galaxy he could absorb a couple of star systems no sweat.
Are you suggesting the Woz has two black holes?
Affirmative.
The mostly come at night.
Mostly.
We do have a gene pool but it is awfully shallow. I guess it is more like a wading pool.
Lat working day before so,
Wish you all you wish yourself and yours.
Does that mean Santa will bring female ninja sexbots?
Weren’t they all interred with Our Lord Jobs? In his underground inverted pyramid?
Not least because ‘the world is not yet ready for them’?
Being ancient, want to go out with a smile on my face.
A sexbot could do that.
Don’t hold your breath. Santa’s sexbot workshop in Thailand was flooded.
Hmmm. Thailand.
But how could we be ‘sure’ . . . you know.
About whether they were ‘genuine’ Fembots?
Austin Powers says genuine Fembots have a tattoo at the small of the back that says “Accept No Substitutes.”
I don’t think the Apple-designed sexbots will sport the chest weaponry.
Agree with Ace.
Steve used to sack people, not kill them.
Or so the Germans would have you believe…
Let’s not malign the Germans. They are my sole supplier of spätzle.
It’s a Norm MacDonald line from SNL when he hosted “Weekend Update.”
Ace . . . is that a lubricant?
Oh, and Happy Festivus everyone.
BroMu, spätzle has been used as a lubricant, but I think it’s main purpose is to make sea-going vessels watertight.
I didn’t bother to put up my Festivus Pole this year. Nobody to complain to or wrestle with, so what’s the point?
Ace,
You object to criticism of Germans, so why are you picking on the Polish?
Moreover, don’t you think it’s a tad immodest to describe your be-spätzled appendage as ‘ocean going’, Ace?
I could have sworn I was talking about something else entirely, but on the internet nothing/everything is true.
Yeah . . . tell that to the judge, my friend.
You know . . . again.
BroMu,
Let’s us not be too hard on Ace. He iz from a noo an defrent kultur an wil not be as edikated or jentilmenlee az u n me, wot?
Kultur? Gravesend?
Have you been at the mulled wine again, Nxxx?
Fink eet woz corled “Culled Whine”.
Fink eet woz corled “Culled Whine”.
A belated happy holidays from the cloning labs!
Everyone is required to have a rambuctious new year. No exceptions.
I can’t believe I misspelled “rambunctious.” I’ve lost my edge. Somebody shoot me before I start drooling!
Sorry, my drool has blocked the sight.
Bleedin ell, he wrote in pure Cockney, that bleedin dezina bloke Ives az bin givan a nitehood in the Noo Yeers Onours Lizt.
Must grovel more.
Wait, Sir Nxxx. You mean to say you have’nt got your KBE? I got mine in a box of Cracker Jack when I was eight. Nearly swallowed it by accident.
Regards,
Sir Acton Deuce
Happy New ‘Isn’t it all meant to end this’ Year.
I got a KFC. Does that count?
PS: My kids call said establishment ‘Chickenpox’. Out of the mouth of babes…
BroMu: I think you’re way ahead of the rest of us, particularly because the Queen’s awards don’t come in Extra Crispy.
Yet.
Have the Golden Arches………sorry, that should read Fallen Arches.
May 2012 have Zombie Steve Jobs single handedly protect us from the Mayan Death Ray of Doom.
A vegan zombie? What will he have for dinner?
An existential conundrum if there ever was one.
Steve!
Clearly a ‘relaxing’ festive period for you.
I, on the other hand, have been posting like a mentalist because I’m (a) tee-total and (b) friendless.
These may be related, of course.
Why can’t Del *make* us a Zombie-Jobs, hmmm?
BroMu,
Does “tee-total” indicate you are a golf freak?
BroMu,
If by “relaxing” you mean “not enough time to turn on the computer” or “couldn’t think of anything interesting to say,” then yes, I was relaxing.
Whether the Zombie-Jobs is natural or Del-made, I’m not sure how it solves the vegan problem.
Actually, I presumed you were hammered, Steve.
You do frequent CARS, after all. Even I’m tempted to tipple after a decade of Moltz posts.
But then I see the way it’s ravaged Nxxx (in my mind . . . and the numerous drawings (all tasteful nudes, naturally) of him that I’ve posted round my Mac) and return to my trusty ‘milk+mars bar’ combo.
And golf, Nxxx? What is this ‘golf’ of which you speak.
Not sure I know it, unless there’s a ‘krazy’ on the front.
Vegan zombies eat cauliflower. Also I’m amazed that I spelt cauliflower right the first time… at least the little red dots haven’t come up to tell me it is wrong.
So I guess vegan zombies would be relatively tame, because they won’t need people.
If only the folks in Soylent Green were vegans…
Or broccoli if they’d really prefer their brains mouldy.
Hey – I spelled ‘broccoli’ right first time too!
Me and Del are Spelling Buddies.
4eva.
Had a nice veggie ecsalope recently. Would Zombie Steve like a few of those?
Also vegetarian fish fingers but never realised fish had fingers, unless Del has been experimenting again.
My fish also have toes, but they are not nearly as tasty.