LONG LIVE THE MEGA-POST!
You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…
3821.
She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).
Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…
the Mega-Post.
114 pages x 50 comments each = 5700.
We are violating some supposed WordPress rule by remaining on this page. Unless the rules have changed. In which case, I’m suing for psychlogical damages incurred by preparing for a jump that didn’t occur. Who wants to join me in a class-action lawsuit against, uh, Moltz?
Wait a minute, there was a belated jump! What’s going on here?
I think it’s a new Olympic record.
Are you okay, Ace?
Possible case of Unusual Punishment and Infringement of Human Rights?
I don’t believe I ever was okay, but there’s no need for the court to know that–it might be prejudicial.
Keep calm and eat cupcakes. Or something like that. At least that’s what the Mrs. tells me to do.
What about ‘Eat cupcakes and then eat more cupcakes’?
I’d prefer to free up more cupcake space by deprecating calmness, if that’s okay, Steve?
I tried to make cupcakes but the handles fell off when they were picked up.
Schoolboy error, Nxxx.
Glue them on with warmed Rolos
Eat all the cupcakes you want, calmness by damned!
Do you realise that Mitt Romney is an anagram of My I’m Rotten?
Not my discovery but a Mr. Rod Burden’s.
Private Eye?
An anagram for a person’s name obviously offers great insight into the character of the person in question. For example: Nxxx= Xxnx. I rest my case.
Or, indeed, Xnxx, Ace.
I rest my case . . . upon your case.
It’s Upper Case.
You are both wrong,it’s xxxN.
Correct source BroMu but Gravesend is definitely Lower Class.
While on the subject, it behooves us to mention that Brother Mugga is an anagram for Bragger Mouth, which might explain a few things.
How cruel! I see my conversion to Mountain Lion, has not sweetened this co;umm.
Thought I’d do a little research and guess what?
Taking Ace’s Bragger Mouth, following four hours and thirty-three minutes of hard work, it turned out to be an anagram of Brother Mugga.
Amazing coincidence what?
I sense a Nobel prize for linguistics in your future. But first you have to get your research and findings published in a peer-reviewed journal, such as Crazy apple Rumors Site.
Ace,
The exact words of Mr. South,Top Form Master, Dulwich Hamlet School, sixty-four years ago.
With a tear in my eye but proud.
I am honoured to have been a part of this ground-breaking research into semiwhatthehellyotics.
By which I mean, I expect a share of that million dollar prize.
Sorry Bro Mu, George Osborne has first claim.
I used to leave lumps of meat around so that the Snow Leopard did not go hungry.
Tried the same with Mountain Lion but it seems self sufficient and the meat makes the flat stink..
Advice please.
Toss it all on the barbie.
I tried that once, but Mum said it was naughty and I should wait till I got a real girlfriend.
Besides, you should have heard the fuss my sister made.
Do you think the Mountain Lion would like Marmite? Can understand it feeling a bit off as being squeezed through those broadband wires, must be painful at times.
Add bacon. Everything tastes better with bacon. Or for you vegetarians, facon (aka, fake bacon). Though I cannot vouch for it having any flavor.
I pref to add Vegetarians to make stuff taste better.
They have a nice crunchy texture, if cooked properly, a taste like chicken and cauliflower.
Be sure to pick their numerous hairs out first, though, Chaos. No-on likes to floss while eating.
If you’ve seen our Floss, you’d change your mind.
Oh no. Not another heart attack thinking about her.
It takes only a few comments here at the Giga-Post for the subject to go so far afield that I don’t know what to say, except “It takes only a few comments here at the Giga-Post for the subject to go so far afield that I don’t know what to say.”
And I thought one of the rules was to only post jf you did not know what to say.
Mountain Lion means that you have to search for the computer every morning, found it up a tree today. Snow Leopard was so pleased to be in a warm flat that it never strayed.
So do I chain it down?
Good luck with that. Please live stream your attempt, so we’ll know whether you were successful or not.
Did you know that Mountain Lions are afraid of Albino Gerbils?
That and stuffing cake with shiny balls in the disc aperture has cured the problem.
That saves the next solution, six inch nails.
I thought Albino Gerbils committed suicide in 1945, after Hitler.
History was never my best subject, however.
That was Albino Nobils, Ace.
Himmler had something similar.
While Goering had two, but very small.
And what did poor old Goebbels have?
Been assaulted by Ten ate one this morning. Turned off one of my printers.
Moltz or one of his acquaintances?
Sorry, been sticking with that Snow Leopard fellow. Seems fine to me for now.
Non-sequitur: I did have Bubble & Squeak last week. Surprised that I liked it.
Was that the Brit Pop duo?
How did you cook them?
It’s very much the ‘mixed chow mein’ of occidental cuisine, Steve.
Most of my cuisine is accidental, and the accidents aren’t alway happy.
Or edible.
Nxxx, baked into a short cylinder and served with steak sauce.
As Apple’s aim is to make well designed items and not money, can we Mega-Post is Dead posters claim the moolah?
I hereby claim all unsecured moolah in the name of the Mega/Giga/Tera-Postians!
I hereby second that claim!
Thirded! How much do we get???
As the prime mover, I should get 65% and the rest of you should have equal shares of the remainder.
Can’t find my calculator, so can anyone work out how many shiny cakes does 65% of nothing get me?
Being a mathematical savant, I can tell you it’s exactly 0.65 to the power of 1, divided by 1, multiplied by zero, Nxxx.
I hope this helps.
Now let’s Spend! Spend! Spend!
“I’ve got a whole lot o’ nothing, and nothing’s plenty for me.”
It’s the minus figures that do me in.
To quote Dennis Miller, from many years ago when he was funny: “Two of sh*t is sh*t.”
Oh, and I just realized: Happy slightly belated 7th Birthday to The Mega-Post is Dead post!