Baby, you remember that we weren’t going to be posting much this week, right?
Oh, c’mon baby! We left you that note by the refrigerator under the muffins! I know you love muffins, baby, you had to have seen it!
Well, look, we got some business to take care of this week – business that affects us both, baby. We’re just looking out for you. You know that.
I know there’s some stuff going on in the Apple world that we might have written about – like that dude that’s suing Apple because he made something that kind of vaguely if you held it up to the light the right way and closed your eyes and thought of SoundJam (which he has apparently never heard of) just sort of might look a little like something vaguely resembling a software music jukebox.
But there’ll be plenty of other Apple lawsuits next week that we’ll cover for you. I promise, baby.
You know I’m only doing this for you.
So, baby, you be a good girl and you click on the comments link…
That’s it… the one down there…
And you tell me what you’d sue Apple for.
Go on, baby. You know you want some of that.