13 Feb 06Nothing today

Stomach flu.

All of us.

No, really.

Please describe your worst bout of stomach flue in the comments.

We won’t be reading the, however, because we don’t need any more encouragement to hurl than we already have.

75 Responses to “Nothing today”

  1. Paul says:

    I’d leave a comment, but since Moltz won’t read it anyway, I guess I won’t…

  2. Abe Lincolnlogski says:

    I hurled 9 times.

    Hey this is the #9 (top ten barely), what are the odds.

  3. Ace Deuce says:

    Next article: The dog ate your homework.

  4. Del says:

    “We won’t be reading the,”

    You won’t be reading the what? I’m dying of anticipation not from the flu.

  5. Zounds Padang says:

    “Aw, Tom, you think you could keep some water and soda crackers down? How ’bout some luke-warm pork?”

    -Joel Robinson in “The Beginning of the End”, when Crow got credit-sequince-sick.

  6. Smor says:

    Woo! 11… still though, the flu, come on, I’ve been stood up for better reasons then that. Like ‘I’m washing my hair…’ Oh, wait…

  7. Peter Bismol says:

    Wow. Just mustered the energy to check online… stomach flu since last Thursday… what’s the deal?!?!?!?!?!????? (Mine’s in Phoenix, and I took it to St Louis and back.)

  8. Del says:

    The claiming numbers w/ the new comment system is all screwed up.

    You all look silly people!

    Well actually you looked silly before so I guess continue on.

  9. Anna says:

    Loving the MST3K reference, Zounds. I really miss that show. Feel better John! And when you do, please take care of that Tim Ma character.

  10. Dude!! Watch out for the Salmon Mousse!!!

  11. You don’t have to miss MST3K, Volume 8 is now out, and it looks like they dropped the prices on the single episodes (just saw I Accuse My Parents for $9.47!). Check for it on Amazon. Plus I’ve collected every episode and am converting those that do not come out on DVD to DVD. What a country!

  12. cd says:

    Have a look at SpamKarma 2.

  13. Huh? says:

    Thanks, Del. I thought it was just me seeing things.

    Well, not that I DON’T see things. I mean, I do. But, the things I see aren’t quite like this. My pants on the other hand. Um…
    What I mean to say… oh, never mind…

    I think the new format just need a bit of breaking in.
    (warms up iFlame. sets to ‘burn-in’)


  14. Huh? says:

    Hey! Where’d my post go?!?

    I put one here just now. Hit submit, and now it’s gone!!!


    I put alot of time and effort into that post. Well, actually not so much. But the principle!!!


  15. Huh? says:

    Pfft! So. That one shows… I WAS commenting on how Del is correct. The numbering is all screwed up. I WAS commenting on how I thought it was my imagination and then some trivial comment about my pants.
    I THEN made mention of toasting all of this with my iFlame.



  16. Androi'ds says:

    Woootle! 3rd. I know I’m third because the last poster’s number is 59 so that must mean I’m third.

    I once vomitted into next week.

  17. Certified Technology Expert says:

    Yeah, Moltz, just disable comment moderation so all comments get immediately posted and we can enjoy comment calling funtime.
    You know I’m right, ’cause I’m a Certified Technology Expert.

  18. anal too says:

    FOR GOD’S SAKE, add some rules between the posts. This is driving me nuts.

  19. iBode says:

    It’s nice to see that the outrageous comment number claims from the last post have for the most part not carried over…

  20. iBode says:

    Ignore that, I’ll move along to the next post and put it there.

    Nothing to see here, folks.

  21. fnkybach says:

    Okay so like one time I was eating cookie dough and i got food poisoning and i was in the bathrrom and I was shitting and puking at the same time and It was coming out at the same time and my carpet was stained and i couldnt decide which side of me was more important to be over the toilet so finally i figured it i sat in the bathtub my mouth could reach the toilet so I was happily puking in the toilet and shitting in the tub,,, Hey dont blame the story telller You asked the question!

  22. This one makes sence “One’s first step in wisdom is to kuesstion everything – and one’s last is to come to terms with everything.”

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