A huge news day today as CEO Steve Jobs announced that Apple would indeed be releasing an iPhone SDK as this site accurately reported was predicted last week.
Jobs said the development work would take some time as Apple was trying to come up with an effective way to
skim a little off the top for Stevie ensure that the applications are secure.
Meanwhile, reports indicated that Apple would be selling an unlocked version of the iPhone in France, a surprising revelation considering the lengths the company has gone to to lock the phone to AT&T in the U.S.
Crazy Apple Rumors Site has learned that Apple has found another way to achieve its objectives. The unlocked version of the iPhone will cost 9,000 Euros.
“There you go, you French whiners,” Steve Jobs reportedly said. “Happy fricking Bastille Day.”
Jobs seemed uninterested to learn that Bastille Day is actually in July, but added “I got your unlocked iPhone… right… here.”
And then he grabbed a part of his body where it was unlikely there was actually an unlocked iPhone, unless Apple will be releasing iPhone crotch holsters any time in the near future.
Jobs further added that French people could “mange” his “big, crusty baguette.”
“And by that I mean my junk,” Jobs concluded.
The French government declined to comment for this story.