26 Feb 10Ruby

Although he may have left us years ago for pastures that are turning out to be not so green, we (by whom I mean me) at Crazy Apple Rumors Site will always have a soft spot in our hearts for Jon Rubinstein, better known to his friends as “Ruby”.

We did some of our best work when writing about Ruby. I’m not really sure why, but – in these troubled times, when it seems his back’s against the wall and the dog are a-barkin’ – I just want to give him a reminder of the good times we’ve had. We’ll see those good days again, Ruby. You hang in there.

Memories…

Rubinstein Devoured By Beavers

Light the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
of the way we were.

Executives React to Apple’s Stock Option Investigation

Scattered pictures of the smiles we left behind
smiles we give to one another
for the way we were.

Rubinstein Farewell Party Planning Already In Trouble

Can it be that it was all so simple then
or has time rewritten every line?

Rubinstein Tired of Renting

If we had the chance to do it all again
tell me would we? Could we?

Everyone Trying TO Cover Up Fact That Rubinstein Is Really Drunk

Memories, may be beautiful and yet
what’s too painful to remember
we simply choose to forget

Tevanian Invests Money Wisely, While Rubinstein Spends It Frivolously

So it’s the laughter we will remember
whenever we remember…

Rubinstein Won’t Get Off Ride Outside Grocery Store

…the way we were.

105 Responses to “Ruby”

  1. Ace Deuce says:

    W

    WWW, WWWW WW WW WWW W WWWW W.

    W?

  2. Nxxx says:

    Ace,
    Now you’re just being silly.

    W

  3. b., trying to avoid a close look says:

    Aw, but if Pownies are owptionnal, my rear bumpew won’t look as shiny.
    Hey, what’s this ? There are pages on comments ?
    Get a custom design !

    Σ

  4. camel cig says:

    Ruby?? what’s that..

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