Posting Light This Week

The staff at Crazy Apple Rumors Site has come down with a bad case of… well… call it what you will.



Jack’s Disease?

Or maybe it’s just Lazy Apple Rumors Syndrome.

At any rate, posting will be light – or even “lite” – this week, so please amuse yourselves.

How can you amuse yourself? Well, it’s easy, mister! You can take in a show! Visit a petting zoo! Find two pencils and see what you do with ’em! Open a can of peaches in syrup, smear them all over yourself and run naked up your street gobbling like a turkey! There are so many ways to amuse yourself!

Why, here’s one that you can try right now – go into the comments section and let us know what you’re wearing! And be honest! Because if you lie, we’ll know.

UPDATED: Shawn King emailed to let us know that during the month of September, 100% of all sales from the Your Mac Life web site will go to the United Way’s hurricane Katrina relief efforts.

Now! Now, my pretties! Fly! Fly! To Shawn’s web site and bankrupt him! Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

UPDATE II – THE REVENGE: Bill Palmer notes that iPod Garage is donating 15% of all sales from August to the Red Cross. Bill is clearly a frequent CARS reader and did not want our flying monkeys to bankrupt him.

Very clever, Mr. Palmer. But we shall meet again. Oooh, yes…