Those filthy perverts at PerversionTracker are back (thanks to TUAW for the news).
Which is really good for me because Ladd owes me money.
Ironically, I had just Tweeted this about an hour before I found out. The universe acts in strange and mysterious ways, my friends. One minute you’re wondering if there’s any point in going on, the next you’re covered in pudding.
There is only one site to look to for news about iPhone apps, people. And since that site is on hiatus, you should probably just go ahead and go on over to PerversionTracker.
foist?
Hiatus my big patootie. And second.
Some of us are foist, while others have foistness grated upon us.
Crazy Perversion Tracker Rumors Site?
Fivest!
6ththth
That’s a perversion for you!
Sixthist!
Damnest!
top ten!
Ten == top!
11 = heaven
Dozen or 12 or 144/12
Frick! Frickin’ frickin’ frick!
Wish I knew someone who owed me money.
Seems all of my relationships are the other way ’round.
Is there a ‘Get Your Perversion Back on Track(er)’ site at all?
Because I’ve been feeling at a loose end recently.
…
I can’t believe I believe I’m going to get away with such a pun-tastic, low quality post.
But apparently I am.
Moltz, get on with tidying your ‘crib’. Don’t think for a second that jiggling the camera round hid all that tad. Tshhh.
Fifteenthish!
Oh my gawrsh!
Land sakes! It’s an orgy of newness here in the premier ghost town of the whirled whyed web. The property values are going to go through the roof!
IT BURNS!
I was just adding pvt to RRS in mail. Imagine my surprise when I saw the little “1” next to CARS.
If you can’t imagine it… it’s kinda like pulling up at the lights next to a carload of hyenas wanting a race.
…. DelSpeak was written in REALBasic.
….wha’ dya mean “I rest my case.” !!
20? Huh?
Moltz is risen!
OMG! John, you need to forewarn me, man. Here I am at 22.
I miss DelSpeak 🙁
): kaepSleD ssim I
Cheer up, Talk like a pirate day is just over a month away.
TLAPD- oh boy, oh boy, oh boy….
f in time!
Perversion tracker? another Mac site!
First to say, “parvenu.”
Dammitall, Moltz. I was NOT notified. Days have passed. DAYS.
She opened her Vista to me. It seemed warm and moist and inviting, but it wasn’t true. Once I entered, it was what I always feared it would be. Harsh and demanding, cold, dismissive. She didn’t really care about my real needs. My Zune lost its impetus and became unresponsive. I held her for a while longer, but we both knew it would end. And that soon.
She gave me a rictus smile.
“Ubuntu,” she said.
“Welcome to the social,” I agreed.
Twenty-nine.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled programs.
Thirty. OK.
Ah bit thirty-one is prime.
We’re still kicking this dead horse?
Well, 32 then.
They call this thing “Perversion Tracker” and yet there’s nothing to be found there about Trix?! Where’s the truth in advertising, I ask you?
Silly Rabbit, I’ve told you before. Trix are for kids!
Sue, if you’d ever seen all the ways I can enjoy Trix, you wouldn’t be saying that right now…
I come back, and Sue and the Silly Rabbit are at it again?!? Pffft..
Don’t MAKE me stop this blog you two! Oh… wait….
I do appreciate iMoo tying me in to her #20 post, though. Thanks!
So… Just how long is a hiatus, anyway?
A hiatus equals two recesses plus a sabbatical and a moratorium.
OK. Truce. Never liked Trix anyway.
Ace, I always thought moratoriums where what you buried people in.
That means forever.
Anonymous,
do {
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
I need to go to the bathroom!
Are we there yet?
Sue was on my side!
Are we there yet?
} while TRUE
That’s strange, well… more strange than usual. My previous post labeled me as anonymous. Weird.
Oh… How long is forever? And will lunch be served?
huh?,
You’re the guy who wrote all that poetry!
huh?? Poetry??
Doubt it. As for lunch… I hear there’s some fruity cereal around somewhere…
There’s always free food in the Peta-Post:
http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/?p=870#comment-208343
However, as is usual in life, when it comes to quality, you get what you pay for.
That’s really depressing Ace, my parents couldn’t have paid much for me.
Sob.
Nxxx, I think it’s time you tried a different therapist.
Wow… Now there’s a twist I wasn’t expecting…
[announcer voice
Tune in next week as we find out if Nxxx finally sees a therapist.
Will Ace really eat some of the ‘food’ over in the peta-post?
Is there some connection between Silly Rabbit and Sue?
What will be the subject of iMoo’s next stamps?
Will Huh ever find the recipe for the perfect Margarita?
All this and more, on Crazy Apple Rumors!
[/Announcer voice]
Hey! I’m married! NO connection!
Next week? Next month? Next year?
Bored now. How much time do you suppose he has on his contract?
Ok, Nxxx and a therapist? *shrugs* Ace and the ‘food’? Yep, seen it with my own eyes. I’m going with Sue on the Rabbit thing, and the stamp will be Adam of Mythbusters holding his eyes open whilst he sneezes. (Bet you weren’t expecting that)
Dang, huh?, the Margaritas are already perfect, just buy better tequila!!
See, now we can all rest easy for another month.