Son of Mega-Post


If you enjoyed the Mega-Post, then you’ll love…

SON OF MEGA-POST!

Or, I hope so, because we’re off again next week. Back on Tuesday the 8th.

So, again, please enjoy…

SON OF MEGA-POST!

That’s…

SON OF MEGA-POST!

Ask for it by name. Void where prohibited by law. Use only as directed. Consult a physician if swelling occurs. Operators are standing by.

Ha-ha!

Swelling.

253 thoughts on “Son of Mega-Post”

  3. Nutchipper (of Doom)

    Hell no we won’t post! Hell no we won’t post!

    We shall over come some day.

  4. OK. OK. We didn’t mean it. We really do want to post. Now the rest of you get your butts back here and start posting or The Entity might step in and do something horrific. What if he shows up and makes us do 349 rounds of “Row row row your boat.”? The horror, the inhumanity. Please, I don’t want to be made to sing. Somebody post something, anything, before it’s to late.

    Row. Row. Row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily. Merrily. Merrily. Life is but a dream.

    Oh god no. it’s started already. I tried to warn you, but would you listen to me?

    Row. Row. Row your boat. Gently down the stream. Merrily. Merrily. Merrily. Life is but a dream.

  7. anyone seen my GroinAwl (of DOOM)? I left it round here someplace…..

  12. Oh the joys of the english summer, johnny foreigner coming over here and thrashing us at our own games, you americans just don’t know what your missing, our stick and ball game beats the pants off your stick and ball game, and heres the proof;

    Live: England v NZ

    Latest: New Zealand 108-1 v England

    Stephen Fleming and Michael Papps shared a fifty partnership as New Zealand battled to 83-1 on day two of the second Test at Headingley.

    In overcast conditions, indifferent fielding helped the runs trickle despite uncertainty from the batsmen.

    Papps was dropped by Giles at gully on 36, while Fleming added 19 to his overnight four in the first hour.

    Only 19 overs were possible on day one because of poor weather, with Mark Richardson the only wicket to fall.

    Latest action (all times BST):

    1212: Hoggard returns. The TV umpire is called in as Vaughan throws down the stumps, but Fleming is clearly safe after a headlong dive. he recovers his composure with the shot of the day so far – a pull through midwicket.

    1206: Fleming tucks Flintoff off his pads for four behind square, guides a second boundary through third man then gets a thick edge on the other side of the wicket to bring up the New Zealand 100.

    1204: The new gully fielder, Collingwood, is unable to hit the stumps with Fleming well short of his ground scampering a single. Hoggard pulls off a similar stunt and the ball goes for four overthrows.

    1159: Gully fielder Giles misses a Papps edge off Flintoff – the third drop of the opener’s innings. Papps cuts and Giles appears unsighted. The spinner appears to have damaged a finger as he is forced to leave the field.

    1154: Papps is struck on the shoulder by a short ball from Harmison.

    1148: Flintoff replaces Saggers after six good overs from the Kent man. He bowls a maiden to Papps, who leaves well.

    1136: Fleming gets a nick to a full delivery from Harmison which bounces between second slip Flintoff’s legs for another boundary.

    1134: Papps gets another edge which bounces just short of Trescothick at first slip and takes an awkward bounce for four.

    1131: Harmison bowls the first maiden of the day, with Fleming not unduly troubled but unwilling to take him on.

    1119: Harmison replaces Hoggard at the Kirkstall Lane End. Fleming turns a loosener for two but Harmison finds a good line quickly and Strauss helps with a leaping stop at short leg.

    1118: Papps is again all-at-sea when facing Saggers, who probes outside off stump.

    1111: Papps turns a single to short fine leg to bring up the 50. Hoggard strays down leg side to the left-hander, Jones cannot stop it and the ball runs for four byes. Papps edges four wide of the slip cordon to take the total for the over to 12.

    1109: Saggers gets the ball to swing both ways, in his second over, with very little bounce on offer.

    1103: England’s other swing bowler, Hoggard shares the bowling duties early in blustery conditions on his home ground. He has a good appeal against Fleming turned down by umpire Bucknor. Fleming flicks the first boundary of the day, and the first of his innings, through fine leg.

    1059: Saggers bowls the first over of the day with Fleming taking strike first. The Kiwi skipper turns a single to fine leg. Saggers beats Papps with a full delivery that swings away.

    1035: Headingley is cloudy but bright as England go through their fielding drills.

    Exciting stuff eh?

    now excuse me but i’m off to oil my bat

  13. Good Lord, man, what language are you speaking?

    “The Kiwi skipper turns a single to fine leg?”

    “The TV umpire is called in as Vaughan throws down the stumps….”

    “Papps edges four wide of the slip cordon to take the total for the over to 12.”

    And my favo(u)rite:

    “Harmison bowls the first maiden of the day….”

    ‘Nuff said!

  14. 1229: Hoggard bowls a maiden to Papps, who is looking less nervous with the field spread.

    Lucky Papps!

    It’s poetry of the first order

  17. Thatchhatchet! (of Doom).

    Splendid, 2000guitars.

    Brother Mugga

    PS: Cricket is Life.

    PPS: Row the Boat? Where’s SFPD Detective Callaghan when you need him, eh?

    PPPS: ‘On the roof’, surely?

  18. The Son of Mega Post’s diaper needs changing! Whose turn is it? Eisner, you know a whole lot about shitting in your pants, how about you?

  23. As instigator of the “No Post” strike Moltz called me into his office. He threaten me, called me a trouble maker. Then he asked me if I had seen “Norma Rae”, I said no, he said he hadn’t either. He told he was getting pressure from the “Of Doom Implement Corporation” as well as the BSSS (British Society for Silly Sports). He wanted the strike stopped, and he wanted it stopped now. The Entity then asked me if I had ever seen “Forrest Gump”, and I said “Yes”. Then he said “Sally Fields is in that one too”. Moltz shook his head and then offered me a Pop-tart if I would call off the strike (Strawberry with icing). Masako just stared at me over the top of her enormous coffee cup while I pondered this tempting offer. Howard just sat there, begging for a bit of that Pop-tart. Chet and Ugluk were standing behind me breathing down my neck, and that was kind of freaking me out.

    So…THE “NO POST” STRIKE IS OVER. Everybody go back to posting (I’m a sucker for strawberry and I’m pretty sure Ugluk would have beat the crap out me).

  27. Oops, sorry, one more time.

    No body expects the Spanish Inquisition of Doom !!!!!

  28. Ugluk Sues World.

    ================

    Ugluk, a reporter for CARS, Claims to have invented the “wheel” sometime before the ice age. “I make wheel”, said Ugluk. Ugluk’s representative, Chet MacGruder said “Ya, so everyone should give us money, if they make wheel things, or things with wheels, or round things that roll. You know just like Sony had to pay to that guy who claims to have invented the concept of bringing music with you.” When asked what he would do with all the money Ugluk responded by saying “I make wheel”.

  33. hmm…structuraly speaking…How much longer can the Son of Mega-Post take before the walls get ripped down and we start to invade CARS through the internet? eh? eh? anyone have an idea?

    Because I don’t think I can take much more…

    ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………LONG.LIVE.THE.REVOLUTION!!!

    *shrugs hangs head shakes head and leaves*

  34. All right! Longhorn! Who else is willing to wait until 2006 for Windows XP with Panther’s visual effects? Oh yeah!

  35. At a rough guess I would say that about 97% of the computer using population is waiting for Longhorn!

    so sad….

    I want more info on Masako **enormous** cup size

  36. And perhaps a picture.

    I’m a ‘visual’ learner.

    No, really…

    Brother Mugga

  37. PS: Moltz can shove it; I’m no blackleg. I refuse buckle to his not-so-subtle intimidation and post here.

    Who’s with me, comrades??!

    Brother Mugga

  39. But we’ve only just begun, haven’t we?

    Hooohhooohhooohha.

    Coming up live on MegaPost:

    Klingon Lesbian Midgets playing cricket. With B’atleths. Heads could roll.

    Moltz! ChoeeChewz!

  40. Arseripping-chisel?

    What? It’s *so* a tool.

    Go on; google it.

    Hah – told yer.

    Brother Mugga

    PS: Nutdrill?

  46. Damn it, I told that nipplenotcher moltz I’m doing his work for him! he thinks just becasue his site now has comments he can take time off. like it’s so hard to tell the site to publish stories everyday by itself.

    The real John Moltz died years ago.

  47. Incidentally, I am gonna have to consult a physician about some serious swelling if the CARS staff doesn’t get back to work soon.

    Really, it might be an abcess or something. They’ll have to lance it.

  50. Hey, that makes me the two hundred and

    FIRST POST!!!!!!!!

    Brother Mugga

    PS: Oh my . . . never done that before. Think I’m having an attack of the vapours…

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