03 Aug 04Entity.


Hello.

What?

Mrep. Xxzlbrog. Whoops.

Is this on?

John did not explain…

… how this works.

I’m…

What?

Oh.

Type. In. Rumor. Says. Chet.

OK.

My cloak is full of leptons.

What?!

It’s true!

OK, they are Apple branded leptons.

People do so care.

I believe it’s interesting that they tickle.

Well… more on this as it develops.

Ha-ha! Whoo.

No Responses to “Entity.”

  1. Friends of iPod says:

    First post – WHOO HOO!

    (that’s still cool right?)

    I love Leptons. It’s about time they were “in”.

    Get better Steve.

  2. sparky says:

    Leptons are this Fall’s Black.

  3. Firends of iPod says:

    Damn, just missed first post. Good job Jawyn.

    But gee, how hard is it to type “first” and click “post”?

    That’s a post? I don’t feel I lost so much as I got started first! ;-> (okay it’s a small victory).

  4. fuddes says:

    I thought this fall’s black was Leptons. But then again, I’ve been caught wearing Leptons at inappropriate times before.

  5. Jon Wedaman says:

    A small step for Jawyn, One Giant Leap for Jawyn-kind.

  6. Aimon says:

    what the fuck was that all about? Leptons…. and messed up english. Whats happening to CARS?

    Please God….. tell me its not going to be like this forever

  7. Ozi says:

    Don’t swear. They will delete your post, and the Entity will get the leptons to eat you. And your pet bunny. So look out.

  8. Adam Jackson says:

    finaly entity gets the place he deserves

  9. Anonymous says:

    What kind of Lepton was it? Lepton Ice Tea? Earl Grey? And did you pay before putting them into your cloak?

  10. MacStansbury says:

    What is a lepton? And when did they start handing out bunnies?

    oh, and…..

    ELEVENTH POST!!!!!!! WOO HOOOOOO!!!!

  11. Del says:

    Cai’s writing for CARS now!? This is definitely his style. Our insidious plans to take over CARS must have been successful.

    Go CAI!

  12. physics geek says:

    Lepton:

    The class of sub atomic particles having the smallest rest mass that do not participate in strong nuclear interactions.

    Charged leptons include the electron, muon, and tau particle. Neutral leptons are called nuetrinos.

  13. Somebody says:

    I liked The Entity better when he (?) was this big mystery. Now we have him screwing up and arguing with Chet and stuff. It would have been much better if his post was more like

    Entity:

    Rumors are as vapors before the wind. Pointy things? Round things? Sexbots? All is blown away, and was never really there.

    Ignore MacGruder. He is also like vapor. Before the wind.

    Figure it out for yourself.

    Or something like that. All mysterious and stuff. Remember Kosh from Babylon 5? Like that.

  14. Pan Fried says:

    The antiparticles of those leptons listed above are also leptons, my god, we’re full of leptons!

  15. Mesons kick a$$ over Laptons

  16. Dwartz Farquhartz says:

    At one time, it was considered a faux pas to wear leptons after Labor Day, but I think it’s ok now.

  17. Cai says:

    whoooo!

  18. patrick says:

    “Lepton:

    The class of sub atomic particles having the smallest rest mass that do not participate in strong nuclear interactions.”

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  19. UhhhDude says:

    I haven’t participated in a strong nuclear reaction since college, but I do rest my mass whenever possible.

  20. MacStansbury says:

    ah. good leptons whazzits. I get it now.

    please stop with the science or I will fall asleep on my keyboard and get yet another C+.

    slightly above average sux

  21. Bill Eccles says:

    Hey, has anybody seen that box with a finger-sized hole in the side and a big warning sign on the front? Cai had it for a while.

    Entity? Have you seen it?

    I’m pretty sure it doesn’t produce leptons, Apple-branded or otherwise, and it seems to do bad things to people who stick a finger into the finger-sized hole in spite of the warning sign on the front.

    (The sign said “This unit specifically designed to kill you. If this unit fails, that one over there knows where you live.” We have a line on that second unit. The first is the one of concern here.)

  22. Del says:

    Bill if your looking for the box the last time I saw it, it was in

    http://www.crazyapplerumors.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-comments.cgi?entry_id=283

    I don’t know if it left there.

  23. Dr. Regal King says:

    Last and final post.

  24. Del says:

    Man I never get last post.

  25. CTHULHU says:

    OF COURSE NOT PUNY MORTAL–FIRST AND LAST ARE FOREVER DENIED TO SUCH AS YOU! IT IS FOR YOU TO DWELL SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!

    UNLIKE SOME OF THE LESSER DEMON-GODS, THE ENTITY IS NOT A WANKER.

    FEAR THE ENTITY!

  26. MacStansbury says:

    can we ever, really have the last post?

    or lemon icebox pie? answer: YES! pie, it’s good food

  27. Chico says:

    I like my leptons with a twist of lemon.

    Eh, that’s-a good one, eh, boss?

  28. Jon Wedaman says:

    Kosh from Babylon 5!!!!

  29. j says:

    can’t sleep. leptons will eat me.