Well, we wanted to get today’s up early because you know what tomorrow is, right?
Tomorrow is Friday
Wow, that was easy. I guess all the CARS readers are still sleeping.
I am in a daze! Is this the end? The cyberapocalypse? Or is John planning on leaving early tomorrow and is rushing to get things done so slip out of the office by noon?
I guess we will know tomorrow….
Apple employees have to work all day on Fridays. Except those Fridays when they start drinking beer at 4 pm.
You are supposed to wait until 4pm to drink beer? What do you have with lunch?
Today is my Friday.
Oh yeah, ninth.
Elev…oh, wait, hold on a sec…(stomp, stomp, stomp – receding footsteps) (stomp, stomp, stomp)
Sleeping? Yeah right, I was working. I have got to get that Static Book when it comes out.
you KNOW he’ll be gone tomorrow
why else would you do such a thing?
on second thought, that’s about how the Mega Post got started.
HOORAY MEGA POST FOREVER !!!
Wait. Isn’t tomorrow March 32nd?
I can’t wait!!! Last year’s switcharoo was as hilarious as Bill Gate’s haircut!
It’s still here:
Tomorrow will mark a year since I joined the CARS family. **wipes away a small tear and glances furtively about** Let’s hope this year’s hijinks are half as funny. The tofurky bit was classic. Count me as another AtAT viewer lured away by the promise of drinking, drugs, sexbots, and oh yeah, rumors. The AtAT poll still rules supreme, though.
April Fools Day, fools.
Oh, come on. Don’t pretend you didn’t know.
Stop that right now.
PUNY MORTALS, ALL SHALL BE REVEALED!
FEAR THE ‘MORROW!!
HOW DARE YOU IMPERSIONATE ME!!!
That’s “IMPERSONATE.” But please, don’t zap me into oblivion over it.
We have standards to maintain.
Is this the day that we await?
With hearts aflutter and a ‘bate?
To be disappointed we would hate?
To not know the Tiger release date?
We all know just what to say to Jobs,
We’re all a bunch of lazy slobs,
We rub some fortune teller’s knobs,
We’re about as mature and Calvin and Hobbs.
Rumors that stink like a week-old trout,
Yet still, we know without a doubt,
If it’s not today we’re gonna pout,
Until the day that Tiger’s out.
That’s “Hobbes”! Who would make an awesome Tiger logo, if Watterson weren’t all “artistic integrity” and “commercialization” and blah blah blah. He didn’t sell out, and where is he today, huh? Tattooing Betty Boop on some drunk sailor’s arm for five bucks, that’s where!