The CARS' Price List


After yesterday’s story it occurred to us that we’ve never published a list of our prices. We apologize for the oversight and now provide a link to our standard menu (PDF – 36k).

37 thoughts on “The CARS' Price List”

  1. Raconteurs. Raconteurs.

    Now, I COULD imagine Chirac eating a squirrel. He kind of looks like one in a way.

  2. After my Afternoon with Moltz, I realized just how special Ben was to me. You know I’d paid the $1.95 and all he does is ask me to sing Jenny From The Block all afternoon. Over and over “Sing it again, sing it again”

    And the dancing….I can’t look at a man in a tracksuit now without dry retching.

    All I’ll say is my next “Afternoon” will be with the lesbian ninja coeds. I’m turned.

  3. Wow, this was really a useful story! Finally we know what the prices are around here. I am surprized not to see a price for tech support though.

  4. Hokey Cokey originated from English band leader Jerry Hoey.

    It was first performed for the Americans at the Boston Tea Party and later ripped off to become Looby Loo.

    The British then sued the Americans as documented in the case of “H.M. v Barney the Dinosaur”

  5. How much for Shameless Self-Promotion(TM)? What about your Paid Shill Rate(TM)?

    Oh, and I’ll take a slice of Galactic Pie. To go. I’m sensing a rift in the time-space continuum, and it’s making me hungry.

  6. With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went un-noticed last in October.

    Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey”, died peacefully at age 93.

    The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

    They put his left leg in. Then the trouble started…..

  7. how much for the Energy Being to attend Bar Mitzvahs?

    ps: Those guy who say “Got it. First…. Second… third… blab blab blab.) Who cares…

  8. Ah, spoken like someone that has never been able to claim First Post.

    Try it, you’ll like it

  9. Mmmmm. Lesbian ninja coeds. Gives new meaning to hot cuisine. Get it ‘hot’, like ‘haute’… oh forget it. Sorry.

  10. I was drinking water when I read the post about the Hokey-Pokey guy and about did a spit-take on my monitor!

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  12. Is the pudding wireless?

    And does miniature golf with the energy being include “greens” fees and the energy being’s travel expenses?

    Come to think of it, does an energy being have travel expenses?

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  14. I hope a bunch of you can make it to WWDC, so that the conference can be just a bit more surreal. You might even be able to meet Vink in person.

    -jcr

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  16. You know, back at the ranch we had a lot of cattle. Then we made crackers out of what came out of the cattle’s ass. And then we ate it.

    Ass Crackers.

    Mmmm.

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