There’s a network outage at the top secret Crazy Apple Rumors Site headquarters. We’re down the street at the coffee shop posting this. We’d love to post from here but the coffee shop people want a “cut” if we do.
I’m pretty sure they have no idea what the business model behind a rumor site looks like.
Anyway, if the situation improves back at the office in the next few hours we might be able to slap something together, otherwise it’ll be tomorrow.
Unless it’s still down then.
America’s wired city, my ass.
Which leads us to our comments topic: boxers or briefs? Compare and contrast and conclude with a recommendation.
And for the ladies: thong or big-butt panties?