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Apple Switches to Intel


AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT WILL BECOME OF US?!!? WHAT WILL BECOME OF US ALL!!!

WE ARE DOOMED!!! ALL OF US DOOMED!!!

THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD!

AHHH-WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

We’ll have more on this developing story later in the day.

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Posted on June 6, 2005Author CARS StaffCategories Event Coverage

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