06 Jun 05Apple Switches to Intel


AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT WILL BECOME OF US?!!? WHAT WILL BECOME OF US ALL!!!

WE ARE DOOMED!!! ALL OF US DOOMED!!!

THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD!

AHHH-WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

We’ll have more on this developing story later in the day.

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  1. zalbar says:

    What in the hell are you talking about, the pride of Mac users gone..? over what? Most people have no idea how a CPU works anyway, nor what really makes one different from another.

    We’ve long passed the point where we can see the difference in the pixels of our screen between black box with architecture A and black box with architecture B, so what’s the big deal?

    No, it’s because we all picked labels and talked trash over things we don’t understand and don’t really matter, and now we see how silly that was.

    🙁

  2. Strider says:

    In practical terms, this is no different than when Apple switched from the 68xxx chips to PowerPC. Old programs still ran, new apps were written for the new chip. No huge deal.

    The biggest overt difference is that there reportedly will be no Classic mode on an Intel-based Mac.

    …until someone writes an emulator, that is, which you _know_ will happen.

    *Yawn*

  3. Zod says:

    my god, are there still people that brag about first, second, even 3rd posts? I haven’t seen that in years! Gom are you new to the internet or something?

    I always imagine these people as semi-retarded, they are usually the loser type who wears far too much cologne, talks way to loud and long, and is always the last to realize he has no friends.

  4. Coffin Dodger says:

    Do NOT criticise MacTell.

    Red and Gold is a superb song about the Civil War (ours, not yours, you ungrateful colonials) battle at Cropredy.

    Coffin Dodger.

    postscriptum for Zod:- I am fully retarded, this is a precaution learnt from kick-starting Velocette motorcycles in my youth.

  5. Coffin Dodger says:

    Do NOT criticise MacTell.

    Red and Gold is a superb song about the Civil War battle at Cropredy, Oxfordshire.

    Coffin Dodger.

    postscriptum for Zod:- I am FULLY retarded, this is a precaution learnt from kick-starting Velocette motorcycles in my youth.

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