AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAAAAA!!! NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT WILL BECOME OF US?!!? WHAT WILL BECOME OF US ALL!!!
WE ARE DOOMED!!! ALL OF US DOOMED!!!
THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD!
AHHH-WAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
We’ll have more on this developing story later in the day.