09 Sep 05The Mega-Post is Dead


You should be able to view it again, but Masako had to shut off the comments at…


She had to delete one spam comment to get it viewable again (link).

Please, let’s hear a big round of applause for all of you who posted in the Mega-Post and kept it alive for a year and four months. Please use this comment thread to post your fondest memories of the post with the most…

the Mega-Post.

7,584 Responses to “The Mega-Post is Dead”

  1. Steve G. says:

    I’m far enough inland to be somewhat safe. A bit closer now to a roundish building of some fruit company…

  2. Brother Mugga says:

    Hang on, we jumped.

    Steve more so than others, it would appear.

    All the better to stalk little Timmy Cook.

  3. Steve G. says:

    Unless I become part of the foliage that surrounds the site, not gonna happen. Can’t see much from street level because of the trees and, you know, driving at least 35 MPH.

  4. Ace Deuce says:

    There’s a drone for that.

  5. Anonymous says:

    Is it the sound of Macolytes mumbling on about the Infinite Donut being ‘holistic’ and ‘centred’? Because I’m pretty certain I can hear that from Blighty.

  6. Ace Deuce says:

    You’d think that after all the years at Infinite Loop, they could have given the ring at Apple Park a twist so it would be a Moebius strip. Imagine having to walk twice around just to get back to your desk. With treks like that, they could have eliminated the fitness center.

  7. Brother Mugga says:

    Is it wrong that I get a tad ‘overheated’ at the word ‘Moebius’?

    Also . . . why was I anonymised in the previous, previous post.

    How rude.

  8. Nxxx says:

    Something in this eighty year old brain, tells me to wish our cousins a happy wotsit.

    Note:- Cousins are referred to in the Shakespearian sense of being Royal.

  9. Steve G. says:

    Given the current state of affairs (both governmental and non) on this side of the pond, would our Cousins consider taking us back for a few years?

  10. Ace Deuce says:

    I am currently accepting invitations for dual citizenship from countries that have some kind of functional government, preferably a form of democracy. The country must have access to garlic bread and electricity. Candidate countries also must have a preponderance of land more than 150 feet above the present sea level, so certain archipelagos in the Indian Ocean just won’t work for me.

  11. Ace Deuce says:

    BroMu, I remember that Nxxx was sometimes anonymised in the past, but seems to have recovered nicely. The problem might be your immune system.

  12. Brother Mugga says:

    ‘Tis true I have been feeling a bit lurgied of late, Ace. I can help you with the bread and spark, but not the elevation, alas (lots of lowland marshes around here).

    But happy getting-rid-of-us-by-sort-of-winning-the-second-English-Civil-War day anyway. I trust you won’t be reading this for some time, however, as you’ll all be out cruising the boulevards in a drop-top chevy while rocking-out to The Boss (which is how we presume you all live pretty much all the time anyway . . . please don’t disillusion us . . . it rains a lot here).

  13. Nxxx says:

    The only difference is that we cruise around in Rolls Royces or Caterhams, drinking English Champagne (Well we are leaving the EU), smoking local grown skunk, except for teachers who are all billionaires and are compulsory excessive.

  14. Ace Deuce says:

    That billionaire teacher gig sounds like just the thing for me. Do I need some kind certificate or accreditation to do that, or will a reference letter from a former student be sufficient?

  15. Brother Mugga says:

    You just need strong arms to carry the huge pile of C£SH! . . . sorry, C$SH! back to your house. That’s right, a huge pile of C$SH can be yours if you just subject the very marrow of your soul to six hours a day of powerless erosion at the hands of Twitter-savvy teens. Did I mention the huge pile of C$$$$$$$$$$SH!???!!!!???*

    * Disclaimer: access to actual huge piles of cash may not feature in this offer.

  16. Ace Deuce says:

    I have a little admiration for those souls who have piles of cash to carry. The most remarkable are those who have found easy ways to accumulate large sums with almost no effort, yet out of the goodness of their hearts go on the road with a grueling series of seminars to share (for a small fee) the methods of their easy wealth, rather than stay home and enjoy the sound of raining money.

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