In an incidence of serendipity not seen since Steve Jobs first met Steve Wozniak at a homebrew computer club and summer of love “freak-in” in 1973, both Crazy Apple Rumors Site and Jennifer fricking Connelly celebrated their birthdays today.
Not, um, actually together, sadly.
Let’s just say utterly luscious Ms. Connelly doesn’t return our phone calls.
And there were some… legal… unpleasantries.
Which required us to relinquish the crazyjenniferfrickingconnellyrumors.com domain name. Shame, really. Allow yourself for a moment to consider what might have gone on there.
OK, now come back.
It’s true that, technically, CARS’ 4th anniversary was on Saturday and the completely edible Ms. Connelly’s 35th birthday is today. But since we don’t publish on the weekends in accordance with Apple rumors site ordinance #387, we’re both celebrating on the same day. I don’t know what that did for her, but it gave us warm feelings.
Often in inappropriate places.
While we don’t know how the totally rubbable Ms. Connelly spent her “special day”, we took the day off to enjoy one of our favorite team-building exercises.
A violent, drunken round of mumbly peg with some Filipino sailors in the alley behind a bar down at the docks.
Followed by dessert and coffee at the Cheesecake Factory.
We like to think the eminently lickable Ms. Jennifer fricking Connelly had an equally good day.
Happy fricking birthday to all of us!