09 Feb 06Please keep your hands and feet inside the web site.

Over the next several days (weeks? months? years?) we will – at Masako’s lead – be switching publishing platforms as well as databases.

We will try to conduct this in as orderly a manner as possible (AAAAAGH! OH, MY GOD, WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!), but frankly… let’s face it…

[sniff]

…some of you aren’t going to make it.

I just… I just wanted you to hear it from me.

Tinkerbell. Frosty. Old Yeller. ET.

Um… Boromir…

We may lose ya!

We’ll… [sniff]…

We’ll see ya on the other side!

Oh, god, I swore I wasn’t going to cry!

27 Responses to “Please keep your hands and feet inside the web site.”

  1. stridey says:

    I didn’t make it. Oh well.

  2. Omar says:

    SECCOND! And I made it!

  3. Huck says:

    Wow, I’m going to declare eleventh right now, JUST BECAUSE I WANT IT SO BAD!

  4. Bensun says:

    Top 5!

  5. UhhhDude says:

    Fifth. Who’s dyin’? Where’s the will?

  6. Ace Deuce says:

    Does this mean a better world for the surviving CARS readers? Then it’s well worth it!

  7. jobo da hobo says:

    Seven!!

    If I don’t make it, you must fulfill my last wish.

    Eat an entire extra-cheese pizza. The whole Goddamn thing.

  8. nobody says:

    I’d love it if CARS would publish an in-depth article covering the publishing platforms and databases evaluated, the relative strengths and weaknesses of each, and what your final choice was.

    Of course, it should be liberally illustrated with pictures of nekkid ladies.

  9. Anonymous says:

    It should be qualified that really, it needs to be attractive nekkid ladies.

  10. marco says:

    Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,Number 9,

    See you all on the other side.

    Will we find ATAT alive?

    Tune in.

  11. GingerSex says:

    11 woo hoo!!!

  12. When you don’t make it, I will become #11! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  13. Nxxx says:

    John,

    Make sure that the knot of the noose is under the left side of the chin and snug before jumping. They told me it is quicker that way. Actually, nobody told me, I just made that bit up.

  14. purgatoire says:

    How can you expect to meet anyone on the other side if you dare writing God, “god”. Oh gosh, I did too. Damn you, Moltz, damn you.

  15. Streetrabbit says:

    Masako,

    Before you get too carried away, I found this knowledge base article that might be the answer to the “SQL/DB” errors.

    http://support.microsoft.com/howtobreedducksintel.htm

    The article describes the serious affects of breeding ducks in the chassis of your computer. Applies to the following products:

    • Broderbund 3D Home Architect Deluxe 5.0

    • Adobe Photoshop 7.0

    • Macromedia Flash

    • Macromedia Studio MX Dreamweaver MX 6.0

    • Macromedia Studio MX Flash MX 6.0

    • Microsoft Excel 2002

    • Microsoft Office Excel 2003

    • Microsoft Office Outlook 2003

    • Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2003

    • Microsoft PowerPoint 2002 Service Pack 2

    • Microsoft PowerPoint 2002

    • Microsoft Office Publisher 2003

    • Microsoft Office Visio 2003

    • Microsoft Visio 2002 Service Release 1

    • Microsoft Works Suite 2003 (Microsoft Word 2002)

    • MySQL 5.0

    Recommended fix is to apply MS Patch MS06-045 and make sure eggs are collected on a daily basis.

    Hope this help.

    Streetrabbit MCP, MCSE

  16. Will Feldhusen says:

    Where shall we go?

  17. scared monster says:

    Grajdqsj. Liqgdygqo.

    Mdfazyt, lfizeoqfyoih.

    èèèè!!

    Frukt.

  18. iconmaster says:

    Ironically, when I tried to read this article I got the database error page. So I guess you’re making the right decision!

  19. Del says:

    I made it I made it!!!! WOOOHOOOOOO

    Now I just need a, “I survived the C.A.R.S. MySQL errors of ’06” T-Shirt.

  20. Cochrane says:

    The CSS was the first to die, apparently

  21. GordonC says:

    Is this first on the new feed?

    Yeah?

    1st!

  22. [my quoted “nicknames” are being expunged in the Name field after the post leaving just the text before them being “remembered”, let’s see if ‘Billy Gates III “test”‘ will work…]

    Boromir? He got wacked by the orcs in Episode I: Fellowship of the Shiny Thing.

  23. g0rdo says:

    23th WHOOO holy shit

    its amazing

    The prophecy thing has been foretold oh… fuck wahetever

    the comments have numbers next to them now!!!!

    CARS your a genius (not really this is just a major flaw in the site, finally fixed you fucking retards)

    NOW I DONT HAVE TO SCROLL AND COUNT AND STUFF

    but I like the site a lot better
    my name is now spelled with a zero

    bitches

  24. g0rdo says:

    Awww dammit wrong article

  25. GordonC says:

    mmmmffff mmff mmmmmm. ah, got the gag off. good.
    now. where the the end of my posting g

  26. ijit says:

    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  27. I like this website very much, Its a real nice place to read and get information.

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