27 Mar 06Nothing.

Discuss nothing as a concept and what it means to you.

Or chicks.

Chicks in fast cars.

Yeaaaaaaahhhhhh…..

No Responses to “Nothing.”

  1. Jay in the uk says:

    hurrah!

  2. Jay in the uk says:

    that’s hurrah, for chicks in fast cars

  3. Ace Deuce says:

    ” “

  4. Ace Deuce says:

    And, furthermore, ”

  5. Nxxx says:

    John,
    Your lack of output is setting a bad example to your younger readers. Angst Noogan , when asked said “Goo goo gah warup.” which is thought to indicate disapproval. 247 year old Nurgen MacPuke, opined, “They don’t rumour post like they used to.”
    The International Nxxx Corporation states it’s great disappointment at the slow but steady decline of a literary masterpiece.
    Whatever it is, give it up John.

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  7. Zeno says:

    0

    Time paradox!

    ∞/0
    0/∞

  8. Aaron says:

    Dammit, Moltz, we pay you nothing for this site, and we expect to receive more than nothing in return.

  9. croikle says:

    Eleven!

    Avie’s leaving and you don’t have a post? For shame…

  10. iBode says:

    Look! “Nothing” in ASCII text art!
    Now someone do one of chicks in a fast car.

  11. Ari says:

    Just write something about Avie Tevanian retiring.

  12. Fat Tony says:

    Avie! Aviieeee!!!!
    We’ll miss you. No, really. Those eyes, that hair, those out of style high-top sneakers…so, so, so Avie…

  13. Ergo says:

    Avie is leaving to “pursue other interest”. John is “too busy” to post my nightly entertainment. Coincidence? No!

    John offered him many chicks in fast cars to entice him to work for CARS. It almost worked too…
    Then Thor made off with the chicks and the whole thing fell through!

  14. And another thing.... says:

    Yeah, where’s Thor’s take on the situation? Is he off at Padre Island, watching all of the scantily-clad coeds from his 150 foot yacht or something? We need insight, darn it!

    On the coeds, at least….

  15. UhhhDude says:

    When you have the nothingness of nothing, does that now become something?

    (Can you have more than one nothing? Is it sold in bulk?)

    Does CARS represent nothing, or merely doing nothing?

  16. Huh? says:

    My nothing is bigger thsn your nothing.

    …and my pants’ nothing can beat your nothing up.

    moo

  17. Nothing means everything to me.

  18. Paul says:

    NULL, null, nil NIL.

  19. Paul says:

    Oh, and maybe a (void *)0

  20. Paul says:

    or (char *)0 if that’s what you’re into

  21. John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith says:

    Hey! That’s my name too!

  22. Jon says:

    Chicks in fast cars getting stuck. That’s where the serious pr0n is.

    http://www.carstuckgirls.com/

  23. Avie says:

    A ave bin warking at Appul for a full di-ked and ze day a leave ze only quote from me on zis site iz zis reediclus messaje in a quaat ludicrous acsent. Poo poo crazy appel rumor. I speet on you.

    And your mamans.

    P.S. More crazy chicks stuck in cars please.

  24. Abe Lincolnlogski says:

    When it comes to tips for getting chicks in fast cars….sorry , I got nothing.

    When you say “fast cars”, do you mean high speed autos, or this site viewed with a cable modem.

  25. hot momma says:

    mac users dont get chicks

  26. Tim Ma says:

    I resemble that last remark!!!

  27. g0rdo says:

    29th you fucking suck…

    bitches

  28. Atreyu says:

    Fight me, G’Moltz!

    I can stop the Nothing!

  29. ben says:

    wow 30! i like 30 chicks in fast cars!

  30. ben says:

    damnit, wrong number! i hate stupid 31 chicks in 31 fast cars!!! today freaking sucks! maybe i’ll go hang myself!

  31. Atreyu says:

    No, Ben!

    Only as long as children like you fantasize about chicks in cars will Fantasia continue to exist!

    Help me fight the Nothing!

  32. LimeyBloke, in an English accent says:

    Hic ! Bleeeeuuuurghhhh! Ooooooh my head.

  33. MCJE says:

    Nothing like chicks in fast cars…except fast chicks in cars.

    And there’s nothing like leaving a reply seventeen hours after the post.

  34. That’s okay, this is the CARS Day-After Comment Section Clean-Up Crew time. For us folks who are always a day late and a dollar short. Personally, my Swatch said it was the 28th.

    LAST POST!!!

  35. Werner Waimarana says:

    Laster.

  36. ben says:

    lastest, ha! no post after this exists, it’s but a figment of your imagination… or is that fig nuten of you imagination?

  37. Werner Waimarana says:

    Fig nuten of your soul. We’re into existential territory, here. Or we aren’t. Either or.

  38. Drew Thaler says:

    Report on Probability A. Look it up.

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