08 May 06Crushing your soul, one little angel at a time

Good news is, Apple ripped Ringo a new one and won in the Apple vs. Apple Corps suit.

Doesn’t it remind you of those super-hero crossovers where Spider-Man fights the Fantastic Four or something? You’re both so good. Why are you fighting? They almost always turn out to be over a misunderstanding. Or mind control. I wonder which one this was over?

Bad news is, it’s “Fricking get some shit done already” week here at Crazy Apple Rumors Site and, sadly, the activity known as “posting” is not a member of the “shit” set. Howard needs a tick bath, the Entity’s CD collection isn’t going to rip itself, Masako needs to work on some ad coding, Ugluk caught a mammoth over the weekend he’s got to gut and skin (at least he said it was a mammoth, but I’m a little suspicious as the Point Defiance Zoo is missing an elephant), Thor’s performing the first all-nude open-heart surgery at the Mayo Clinic, Chet’s making cut-out dolls of all the Apple executives and I’m learning how to win friends and influence people…

THROUGH THE POWERS OF VOODOO!

It’s a… correspondence course.

Anyway, we’ll be around and we’ll check in from time to time. See how you’re doing. Maybe bring you a casserole. That kind of thing.

In the comments, please tell us the deep, dark fear that lurks inside you.

Other than us taking a week off.

No Responses to “Crushing your soul, one little angel at a time”

  1. Huh? says:

    Aaaaand cue the Invisible Boys Choir…

  2. Ace Deuce says:

    Has anyone seen the Invisible Boy’s Choir? Because I sure haven’t.

  3. Ahnyer Keester says:

    It can safely be said that NO ONE has EVER seen the Invisible Boy’s Choir.

    But, where are they? We could probably hobble together an octet or something. But we wouldn’t be nearly as good. And. We’d be. Uh. Visible.

  4. Nxxx says:

    Ace and Anyer,
    Are the Invisible Boy’s Choir only invisible in Moltz’s world or are they invisible in ours as well?

    What would Young Johhny say and think if we made this the Nano Post?

  5. Zeb says:

    SUPER ULTRA MEGA POST!!!!
    hmmm, lets see here, ummm, 15, er, minus 8, the date of Moltz’s last post, thats uh, uh, SEVEN! Seven days and no post!? The Missing Bite must be gettin’ a shhhhit load of hits and selling tons o’
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  6. me says:

    necromancy!

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