No Crazy Apple Help Desk today as the entire staff has been afflicted by one ailment or the other.
Let’s check the roster.
Thor Samson, Columnist – Torn labrum requiring season-ending shoulder surgery.
Masako Yamamoto, Web Designer – Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevah.
Ugluk, Contributing Reporter – Lobster hands.
Not sure how that happened. They say it should just go away, though.
Howard the talking dog, Photographer – Flea and tick infestation.
Actually, Ugluk has this, too.
John Moltz, Editor In Chief – Severe lower back injury caused by putting a binder up on a shelf.
Day To Day
Chet MacGruder, Reporter – 24-hour elephantitis.
The Entity, Financier – Click of death.
So we’ll be back on Monday, with a whole new attitude!
Um, but be forewarned, it might be a bad attitude.