23 Aug 06666 – THE POST OF THE DEVIL

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Well, let’s continue the fun, just as Satan would want us to, shall we?

IN HIS HONOR!

Blaka n’rath mkran dalla soocra m’joran!

Oh, dammit, that’s Klingon.

Well, we’ll have another post later tonight (unless one of our Apple contacts calls us and wants to go out for drinks), but as Day 2 of Security Bitch Watch draws to a close, the radio silence from George Ou, Brian Krebs and SecureWorks continues. In the mean time, you can check out some posts from the lovely and talented Glenn Fleishman on the subject, or delve into the arcane aspects of Maynor’s supposed hack at Sex, Drugs & Unix.

Also, as this whole wifi incident is rather confusing, let’s make Friday’s Help Desk a special episode. You can either email me your questions or drop them in the comments of this post.

ALL HAIL SATAN!

I don’t really mean that.

I just like Satan as a friend.

UPDATE: As fate (OR SATAN!) would have it, we are going out with one of our Apple contacts. So we’ll see you tomorrow with more on Security Bitch Watch.

87 Responses to “666 – THE POST OF THE DEVIL”

  1. UhhhDude (of Doom) says:

    My money is totally on the Entity. If I had any to spare.

    I hear he has the height and reach advantage. Plus, I heard he killed a man once just to watch him die, then re-animated him just to watch him wake up.

    Satan can’t touch his toothbrush.

  2. His Steveness says:

    Dear Help Desk,

    will there be pony screensavers in OSX 10.5?

  3. Step says:

    Anastasios (can I call you Ana? I’ll never be able to keep typing anastasios!), I just took a nap while you did the hard work.

  4. Step says:

    56. Oh yeah baby, on a roll.

  5. Step says:

    oh yeah, where you at now? I’m taking your plunger. hah.

  6. Step says:

    59. counting is easy.

  7. Step says:

    60. whoa, think I feel my role slowing…

  8. Step says:

    61….man, this is hard work!

  9. Step says:

    My button-clicking finger is getting tired…62

  10. Step says:

    63. Think I feel a second wind coming on!

  11. Step says:

    nope, just gas. nevermind.

  12. Step says:

    you know what, Ana? I think I’m gonna settle for…

  13. Step says:

    66! Yeah, try to get your toothbrush back now, Ana. Hah! Who’s the lamer now?

    (don’t answer that.)

  14. Huh? says:

    So, the place is all cleaned up, and I re-installed the OS on my toothbrush.
    Seems ok, now.

    And you’re right Del, those Hellhounds leave an awful stank on the furiture when they get wet.
    Or even dry, for that matter…

    moo

  15. Squished Squirrel says:

    Ahh Crap. It’s Steve Balmer. What was I smokin’?

  16. monkeys says:

    69th.

  17. Walking Contradiction says:

    OK, here we are discussing hell on earth, or at least hell, or numerical representations of it, and I show up to bring up an old topic.

    UBUNTU!!

    Why would I do such a thing? How many of you have billboards in your state advertising Ubuntu? Ubuntu!!

    Hail satan – or just wave high to him. Doesn’t matter much to me. While you’re at it, convince him that Winblows is righteous and needed in the world – maybe he’ll make it go away!

  18. Walking Contradiction says:

    Aw crap – the link didn’t work. I forgot how much this site hates angle brackets – let’s try again shall we?

    (If it ain’t a clickable link – try that copy/paste trick from the days of old)

    http://ubuntu.wordpress.com/2006/08/03/first-ubuntu-billboard-spotted/

  19. 72nd! The race to 666 is still on!

  20. Super-Pedant says:

    You know, in some translations of the Book of Revelations, the Number of the Beast is 616.

  21. Walking Contradiction says:

    That maybe so Super-Pedant, but let’s face it. Six-one-six just doesn’t have the same ring to it as six-six-six does.

    Besides, didn’t you see The Omen?

    Doing my part to build to the all-important 666 post

  22. Super-Pedant says:

    The craptacular original, or the even more craptabulous remake?

  23. That was the version of the Bible made by the remidial math class.

    Obviously I was in the remedeal spelling class! LOL!

    C’mon everybody, only comments to #666!

  24. C’mon, did everyone else give up ALREADY?

    Wusses!

  25. I guess y’all did give up. Every single dang one of you! Then, forfeit of absolitely everyone else, I claim comment #666 for myself!

    W00T! #666!

  26. I’m claiming #667 too Boo-Yaaaaa!

  27. John Moltz says:

    Dude, not every post can be the Giga-Post.

    #668.

  28. Walking Contradiction says:

    On August 25th, 2006 at 1:06 pm,Super-Pedant Said:

    The craptacular original, or the even more craptabulous remake?

    Does it matter? Did they change the number of the beast between versions?

    And to John Moltz, all I can say is 666 is a long way off from Giga-anything, isn’t it? Demonic, yes. But Giga?

    667 – the neighbor of the beast

  29. 666 says:

    ALL FALSEHOOD COMES TO THE END/ALONG WITH THE LAUGHING FOOLS/THAT LAUGH NO MORE /COME TO GIVE YOU THE DEVIL*S DUE.FORGIVE ALL LOVE ALL /REWARD /IN DOING SO/MOST BLESSED OF ALL/FULFILLING THE WORD OF GOD/MAKING THE HOLY WORD TRUE/COMING THROUGH THE SON IS THE SPIRIT OF GOD TALKING ONTO YOU.

  30. ? says:

    666 doesn’t mean satan =P

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