Q: I’ve been a Mac user for years and I’ve only recently become acquainted with the Getting Things Done methodology. Apparently there are a lot of Mac geeks who are really into this. There’s even been an OS X-only application that supports it. I’m confused. If I’m a Mac cultist, have to be a Getting Things Done cultist as well?
A: Not necessarily. The Getting Things Done cult is a subset of the greater Mac cult. It’s kind of like a creamy filling.
Q: Ah. So the whole thing is like a cult Twinkie.
A: Uh, no, no, no. I’d prefer it if you didn’t put it that way as the Cult of the Twinkie is trademarked and they’re highly litigious.
Q: Oh. Sorry. But, this isn’t anything crazy like the Scientologists, is it?
A: Oh, jeez, what are you trying to do to me? Why don’t you just bad-mouth the Free Masons and then we can get sued into oblivion?
Q: Oh. Well… OK. The Free Masons…
A: STOP IT!
Q: I’m a recent switcher from Windows and I’ve been tooling around the Mac web, kind of getting myself acquainted… introducing myself around… you know, that kind of thing.
A: Well, welcome to the neighborhood! We’re glad to have you!
Q: Thanks. Thanks. Everyone’s been super-nice. I was just kind of wondering if there were any sites you could recommend for… well…
A: Yes?
Q: Well, what I’m looking for is… uh… I guess you’d call them MULFs.
A: “MULFs”?
Q: Yeah. You know… Mac Users I’d Like to Fuck.
A: Uh… was this something you had when you were on Windows? WULFs?
Q: No. No. I mean, Windows users are a dime a dozen, so there’s no big turn-on. But Mac users…
A: Well, sorry. I’m afraid I don’t know of any sites like that. That’s not the way we roll here in the Mac world.
Q: Oh. Sorry. I’ll… uh… well… thanks.
A: Hmph.
Q: …
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MACGRUDER: Dude, you were just showing me Hot-N-Dirty-MULFs.com the other day.
A: Oh, like I’m going to tell him! Stupid Windows user!
Q: I have a Mac mini and I recently got a Dell monitor for it. I had a little trouble hooking it up as I had to use an adapter. But it’s working fine now. So…
A: …
Q: Uh…
A: You want that URL again.
Q: Um… yes please.