Every Friday,
Q: I’ve been a Mac user for years and I’ve only recently become acquainted with the Getting Things Done methodology. Apparently there are a lot of Mac geeks who are really into this. There’s even been an OS X-only application that supports it. I’m confused. If I’m a Mac cultist, have to be a Getting Things Done cultist as well? A: Not necessarily. The Getting Things Done cult is a subset of the greater Mac cult. It’s kind of like a creamy filling. Q: Ah. So the whole thing is like a cult Twinkie. A: Uh, no, no, no. I’d prefer it if you didn’t put it that way as the Cult of the Twinkie is trademarked and they’re highly litigious. Q: Oh. Sorry. But, this isn’t anything crazy like the Scientologists, is it? A: Oh, jeez, what are you trying to do to me? Why don’t you just bad-mouth the Free Masons and then we can get sued into oblivion? Q: Oh. Well… OK. The Free Masons… A: STOP IT! Q: I’m a recent switcher from Windows and I’ve been tooling around the Mac web, kind of getting myself acquainted… introducing myself around… you know, that kind of thing. A: Well, welcome to the neighborhood! We’re glad to have you! Q: Thanks. Thanks. Everyone’s been super-nice. I was just kind of wondering if there were any sites you could recommend for… well… A: Yes? Q: Well, what I’m looking for is… uh… I guess you’d call them MULFs. A: “MULFs”? Q: Yeah. You know… Mac Users I’d Like to Fuck. A: Uh… was this something you had when you were on Windows? WULFs? Q: No. No. I mean, Windows users are a dime a dozen, so there’s no big turn-on. But Mac users… A: Well, sorry. I’m afraid I don’t know of any sites like that. That’s not the way we roll here in the Mac world. Q: Oh. Sorry. I’ll… uh… well… thanks. A: Hmph. Q: … A: … MACGRUDER: Dude, you were just showing me Hot-N-Dirty-MULFs.com the other day. A: Oh, like I’m going to tell him! Stupid Windows user! Q: I have a Mac mini and I recently got a Dell monitor for it. I had a little trouble hooking it up as I had to use an adapter. But it’s working fine now. So… A: … Q: Uh… A: You want that URL again. Q: Um… yes please.