Every Friday, the staff at Crazy Apple Rumors Site answers common help questions based on our vast experience with Apple products and our fervent belief that we know more than you do.
Q: I’ve been a Mac user for years and I’ve only recently become acquainted with the Getting Things Done methodology. Apparently there are a lot of Mac geeks who are really into this. There’s even been an OS X-only application that supports it. I’m confused. If I’m a Mac cultist, do I have to be a Getting Things Done cultist as well?
A: Not necessarily. The Getting Things Done cult is a subset of the greater Mac cult. It’s kind of like a creamy filling.
Q: Ah. So the whole thing is like a cult Twinkie.
A: Uh, no, no, no. I’d prefer it if you didn’t put it that way as the Cult of the Twinkie is trademarked and they’re highly litigious.
Q: Oh. Sorry. But, this isn’t anything crazy like the Scientologists, is it?
A: Oh, jeez, what are you trying to do to me? Why don’t you just bad-mouth the Free Masons and then we can get sued into oblivion?
Q: Oh. Well… OK. The Free Masons…
A: STOP IT!
Q: I’m a recent switcher from Windows and I’ve been tooling around the Mac web, kind of getting myself acquainted… introducing myself around… you know, that kind of thing.
A: Well, welcome to the neighborhood! We’re glad to have you!
Q: Thanks. Thanks. Everyone’s been super-nice. I was just kind of wondering if there were any sites you could recommend for… well…
Q: Well, what I’m looking for is… uh… I guess you’d call them MULFs.
Q: Yeah. You know… Mac Users I’d Like to Fuck.
A: Uh… was this something you had when you were on Windows? WULFs?
Q: No. No. I mean, Windows users are a dime a dozen, so there’s no big turn-on. But Mac users…
A: Well, sorry. I’m afraid I don’t know of any sites like that. That’s not the way we roll here in the Mac world.
Q: Oh. Sorry. I’ll… uh… well… thanks.
MACGRUDER: Dude, you were just showing me Hot-N-Dirty-MULFs.com the other day.
A: Oh, like I’m going to tell him! Stupid Windows user!
Q: I have a Mac mini and I recently got a Dell monitor for it. I had a little trouble hooking it up as I had to use an adapter. But it’s working fine now. So…
A: You want that URL again.
Q: Um… yes please.