Crazy Apple Rumors Site’s free crap giveaway starts tomorrow! Send an email to email@example.com with “Crap” in the subject line and you’ll be entered for our sudden death elimination drawing showdown! If you’ve already emailed us, please don’t email us again – you’re set.
Each day next week, one lucky winner will be chosen at random to receive some crap!
In preparation, we’ve updated the list of crap available from the Crazy Apple Rumors Store. These make great stocking stuffers, for those of you unable to stuff your own stockings, if you know what I mean.
It’s nothing to be ashamed of. It can happen to anyone.