13 Dec 06CARS 5th Anniversary In Pictures

Tonight we’re thrilled to be able to bring you this visual and audio treat: the Crazy Apple Rumors Site 5th Anniversary In Pictures.

Enjoy.

31 Responses to “CARS 5th Anniversary In Pictures”

  1. Cavey says:

    2ndy – 2nd

    What’s with the failed Schiller worship?

    Ugluk rocks – next Xmas number 1 – release him now as an iTunes single

  2. Cavey says:

    Damn

    Too slow – how about thrid?

  3. Carl says:

    How ’bout Schiller!

  4. buthidae says:

    What a heartwarming story!

    I’d like to hear Ugluk singing “Somethin’ Stupid” next year, please. I’ll even try to stop throwing my garbage in the crab nebula.

    Damn those crafty molluscs…

  5. Woz says:

    Seventh!

    Congrats CARS! Send me a coupon for sexbots and I’ll ride my Segwey over Steve Ballmer!

    Woz

  6. Nxxx says:

    John,
    Again two posts.
    Hope you are on overtime.

  7. Ventzi says:

    9th!

    in black and white

    meow

  8. Ryan says:

    10th

    …. with a tear in my eye

    those were some beautiful rumors

  9. Ahnyer Keester says:

    Made me cry, walking down memory lane like that.

    Or was it that I didn’t win any crap?

    Either or both, I guess.

    But I did get 11 so that’s cool

  10. thelairster says:

    I just vomitted that was so damn poor… so damn poor it must be right! So I made good and ate that vomit.

  11. Vegetarian Coward says:

    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!

  12. Ventzi says:

    Well thelairster if this is not some total crap of doom you are doing, than I’m obviously not paying attention.

    yuck!

  13. Don of Doom says:

    That was so good that I just had to play it twice! Gone all teary now.

    And also, I just don’t know which crap of doom prize to choose! Come on people – help me choose a t-shirt!

    15th!

  14. Step says:

    Um, yeah, good singing Ugluk. Great job. Really. No, man, we mean it. Don’t . .. don’t . . .no, don’t run off crying. Seriously, that was some great singing. Brought a tear to my eye.

    Sigh – tell Ugluk I’m sorry when he comes back from slamming his head in the door.

  15. Rip Ragged says:

    I laughed. I cried. Thats the sort of thing that happens when you get stuck in your zipper.

  16. UhhhDude says:

    I have no idea what you guys are talking about. YouTube is blocked at my job, so I’ll have to wait until tonight to see this video.

    (Don’t they understand that we only show up at work for the hi-speed internet connection? Next thing you know, they’ll be wanting me to, oh, I don’t know, work?)

    Thanks, IT guys! [/sarcasm]

  17. Nxxx says:

    John,
    The Royal Opera House is looking for a new baritone lead. Could you put me in touch with the wonderful singer, please.

  18. Chris says:

    I think Ugluk’s version of “The Way We Were” should become the official version. I might be able to stomach the movie that way.

  19. Chris says:

    Oh, and CONGRATULATIONS!

  20. thevoidboy says:

    Was the video the crap prize?
    It was crappy enough to be the crap prize.
    Crap crap crap.
    I want more crap.

  21. Huh? says:

    This has been such a Craptacular week…
    I’m not sure how much more I can take….

    But that video should help.

    There were only two pictures I didn’t remember. This means:
    1. I watch too much CARS.
    2. I don’t watch enough CARS.
    3. My ADD meds aren…. OOOooooo Shiny!!!!

  22. A Priest, a rabbi,Michael Jackson, and a very scared little boy says:

    ahhhhhh, the bagel with correct aspect ratio. the memories

  23. Megazune says:

    Too bad this solemn occasion has been overshadowed by the startling Zune news.

  24. Megazune says:

    Ha! Made you look.

  25. HikerCA says:

    After watching that all I can say is “I smell Emmy”

    Damn girl, have a shower already, I’ll supply the Dial!

  26. Ace Deuce says:

    Wow, that brought back memories I thought I had safely locked away. Such is the power of modern media.

    So Ugluk can sing? What other talents are lurking amongst the CARS staff?

  27. The Invisible Evil Goat Appreciation Society says:

    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?

  28. jomamma says:

    aaaahhh…
    thank YOU for the memories.
    Here’s to 5 frillion more years.
    also, i second Huh?-the number of these pictures that i remember makes me feel like i have too much free time

  29. Psyko says:

    “Only the bagel has the correct aspect ratio.”
    -Psyko

    w00t!!

    MARK

    (I still want a shirt of that Moltz)

    MARK

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