CARS 5th Anniversary In Pictures

Tonight we’re thrilled to be able to bring you this visual and audio treat: the Crazy Apple Rumors Site 5th Anniversary In Pictures.

Enjoy.

31 thoughts on “CARS 5th Anniversary In Pictures”

  1. What a heartwarming story!

    I’d like to hear Ugluk singing “Somethin’ Stupid” next year, please. I’ll even try to stop throwing my garbage in the crab nebula.

    Damn those crafty molluscs…

  2. Made me cry, walking down memory lane like that.

    Or was it that I didn’t win any crap?

    Either or both, I guess.

    But I did get 11 so that’s cool

  3. I just vomitted that was so damn poor… so damn poor it must be right! So I made good and ate that vomit.

  4. ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!
    ¡Five More Years!

  5. That was so good that I just had to play it twice! Gone all teary now.

    And also, I just don’t know which crap of doom prize to choose! Come on people – help me choose a t-shirt!

    15th!

  6. Um, yeah, good singing Ugluk. Great job. Really. No, man, we mean it. Don’t . .. don’t . . .no, don’t run off crying. Seriously, that was some great singing. Brought a tear to my eye.

    Sigh – tell Ugluk I’m sorry when he comes back from slamming his head in the door.

  7. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. YouTube is blocked at my job, so I’ll have to wait until tonight to see this video.

    (Don’t they understand that we only show up at work for the hi-speed internet connection? Next thing you know, they’ll be wanting me to, oh, I don’t know, work?)

    Thanks, IT guys! [/sarcasm]

  8. John,
    The Royal Opera House is looking for a new baritone lead. Could you put me in touch with the wonderful singer, please.

  9. I think Ugluk’s version of “The Way We Were” should become the official version. I might be able to stomach the movie that way.

  10. Was the video the crap prize?
    It was crappy enough to be the crap prize.
    Crap crap crap.
    I want more crap.

  11. This has been such a Craptacular week…
    I’m not sure how much more I can take….

    But that video should help.

    There were only two pictures I didn’t remember. This means:
    1. I watch too much CARS.
    2. I don’t watch enough CARS.
    3. My ADD meds aren…. OOOooooo Shiny!!!!

  12. ahhhhhh, the bagel with correct aspect ratio. the memories

  13. After watching that all I can say is “I smell Emmy”

    Damn girl, have a shower already, I’ll supply the Dial!

  14. Wow, that brought back memories I thought I had safely locked away. Such is the power of modern media.

    So Ugluk can sing? What other talents are lurking amongst the CARS staff?

  15. Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?
    Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat? Where’s the goat?

  16. aaaahhh…
    thank YOU for the memories.
    Here’s to 5 frillion more years.
    also, i second Huh?-the number of these pictures that i remember makes me feel like i have too much free time

  17. “Only the bagel has the correct aspect ratio.”
    -Psyko

    w00t!!

    MARK

    (I still want a shirt of that Moltz)

    MARK

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