27 thoughts on “PINCH HITTING FOR CARS…”

  1. Number NINE!

    I don’t know whether to be happy for Moltz for having a blog so popular that he doesn’t even have to submit content, or a little a little ashamed of myself for commenting on a “non-post.”

    WTF happened last night anyway?

  2. Incredible there is some fine analysis of facts on the internet. So nice.
    And delicate in its meaning, elegant in its form, with an abundant body of

    Oh.
    Sorry.
    I must have read something else.

  3. I have no idea what he’s talking about…
    I use an 8-core Power Mac, and have NO delusions of granduer…

    I AM POWER!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Sorry… that kinda slipped out…

  4. So now Apple will be using the old joke catchphrase “The power to crush the other kids!” in a serious mode?

    If not that, how about:

    “I want the power to decide who lives and who dies!” –Croooow! T. Robot, MST3k

    or maybe,

    “Not the Craw, the Claw!” –The Claw, Get Smart

    I was going to try for three, but that’s already more effort than CARS put in today. Well, okay, here’s one more then:

    “You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” –Homer Simpson

  5. OK guys, Dan’s posters are trying to do their best. But as it turns out they have NO sense of something we here at CARS like to call Humor. Dan did a great job with the article, but we can’t just leave him hanging there.

    So get over there and post some funny shit, let’s show how we do it in CARSville.

    CARS CARS CARS CARS (chanting gets louder and LOUDER as the camera pans back. Then all the CARS posters stand up and rush over to the other site. There is a montage of hilarious comments being posted with a cool sounding song in the background, and just as the buzzers signals the end, they WIN)

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