Crazy Apple Rumors Site
SOMEBODY STOLE THE THEME
3 is my highest ever!
Haha oh wow.
I don’t know whether to be happy for Moltz for having a blog so popular that he doesn’t even have to submit content, or a little a little ashamed of myself for commenting on a “non-post.”
WTF happened last night anyway?
I am posting 2x today .. a FIRST!
Oh my God, 11.
I haven’t forgiven you yet John, so I’m not posting again.
Damn. How do you do this?
Checking in at 14 from an undisclosed location…
Will have to wait to become 27th….
Worse than megalomania or gigalomania is teralomania, which you will find in abundance in the Tera-Post:
Incredible there is some fine analysis of facts on the internet. So nice.
And delicate in its meaning, elegant in its form, with an abundant body of
I must have read something else.
18 and barely legal!
19 and a prime number for many people.
Dan Moren’s crew of commenters is way too serious for the CARS crowd. I need a unicorn chaser now.
Who’s pinch hitting tonight I wonder?
Come on Moltz, get on with it!
I have no idea what he’s talking about…
I use an 8-core Power Mac, and have NO delusions of granduer…
I AM POWER!!!!!! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Sorry… that kinda slipped out…
Where’s the pitch? Where’s the batter? Where’s … the Entity?
Awwww, shucks. I’m honored.
So now Apple will be using the old joke catchphrase “The power to crush the other kids!” in a serious mode?
If not that, how about:
“I want the power to decide who lives and who dies!” –Croooow! T. Robot, MST3k
“Not the Craw, the Claw!” –The Claw, Get Smart
I was going to try for three, but that’s already more effort than CARS put in today. Well, okay, here’s one more then:
“You tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.” –Homer Simpson
OK guys, Dan’s posters are trying to do their best. But as it turns out they have NO sense of something we here at CARS like to call Humor. Dan did a great job with the article, but we can’t just leave him hanging there.
So get over there and post some funny shit, let’s show how we do it in CARSville.
CARS CARS CARS CARS (chanting gets louder and LOUDER as the camera pans back. Then all the CARS posters stand up and rush over to the other site. There is a montage of hilarious comments being posted with a cool sounding song in the background, and just as the buzzers signals the end, they WIN)
Am I the only person concerned about the poor font rendering on the iPod Shuffle?
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