Every Friday, the staff at Crazy Apple Rumors Site answers common help questions based on our vast experience with Apple products and our fervent belief that we know more than you do.
Q: I’ve got an Apple TV and I really want to hack into it to get its full potential. Do you have any suggestions?
A: Oh, totally! I saw this one – it was awesome! You crack the thing open with a screwdriver, take all the innards out, and you use it to store knick-knacks!
A: Yeah! String, rubber bands, the feet that fell off your Pismo…
Q: Uh… not that I don’t need a place to keep my Pismo feet, but that’s a little low-tech. See, I was more thinking of turning it into a multimedia…
A: Oh! Oh! There’s this other one where you really carefully tape it off and then you get some model paint and… and… and… and… uh… you paint it.
A: Uh… yeah. You can do blue or red or… well, I guess any color.
Q: Right. See, I was thinking I could use it to play other kinds of media and…
A: Fish tank!
Q: Forget it.
A: Oh, it’s good enough for Andy Ihnatko but it’s not good enough for you?
Q: Hey, speaking of fish tanks, I tried that whole conversion on my SE and you know what? It’s a scam!
A: A scam?
Q: Yeah! You can’t use it as a computer anymore!
A: Uh, well, yeah. Because it’s full of water.
Q: I know! What kind of bullshit is that?!
A: Um… what?
Q: Oh, and I electrocuted my fish.
Q: OK, OK, don’t let that one get you down because I’ve got the total pick-me-up question.
A: Awesome. Lay it on me.
Q: I’ve got six words for you. Boba. Fett. Mac. Pro. Case. Mod.
Q: You’re speechless.
A: I’m just wondering what’s wrong with my life that I want to drop everything and spend my weekend working on that.
Q: Oh, man, don’t think of it that way! This could be the best Mac ever!
A: Oh, it will. With god as my witness… the Boba Fett Mac Pro will be the best Mac ever.
Q: Yes! I’m coming over!