11 Jun 10Desperately Seeking Sexbots

I don’t know who the guy in the video below is but, if I did, I could tell him that waiting for Apple to deliver sexbots is a waste of time. With them it’s all “Ooh, iPhone this” and “Ooh, iPad that” and “Ooh, look at me in this leather teddy, does this make you hot? Ooh, you want me to announce some products? Hmm? Do you want me to do it all dirty?

What?

Anyway, while you’re idly thumbing through the Sears lingerie catalog waiting for Apple to realize where the real money is, you might take a gander at this video thing my good friend Geoff Barnes is doing.

Who knows? You might even learn something.

Probably not, but if you’re a shut-in or something it’s possible.

25 Responses to “Desperately Seeking Sexbots”

  1. Huh? says:

    First!
    And do I *have* to learn something?

  2. digitalcowboy says:

    Top 3

  3. Huh? says:

    Oh, and my Pants™ found the ‘video thing’ quite amusing…

  4. U. D. Mann says:

    Flash? What is this Flash of which you speak?

  5. Axolotl says:

    Lucky filth!… I mean Fifth! Mmmm… the sexbots are already among us! Didn’t you know that already?

  6. Carl says:

    Six is soooo much less than 11.

    On the plus side, it sounds like “sex.” Which is, like, half of “sex-bot.” Unless you count the dash. But who really pronounces that, anyway?

  7. Nxxx says:

    Lucky Seven!

    Second thoughts, is anything lucky on this board?

  8. kk says:

    8 is great! Ill take it… although 1 is better than 8… In racing and Golf… but not in bowling or fishing… Im perplexed…. probably not even 8th anymore… but 9 is better than 8 in basketball.

  9. Brother Mugga says:

    Hang on, how did Moltz get a girl to appear in one of these videos.

    How does Moltz know girls? I mean, we all saw his ‘crib’. What kind of woman would associate with that?

    Do the brain-in-a-jar investors have mind-control powers or something.

    Also, Number 9 Dream. Or better still, 9 Songs . . . with Sexbots. Who would probably turn in an even more ‘wooden’ performance.

    Fnark.

  10. Benny says:

    10? Ya have to get up pret-ty early in the morning…

  11. Moof says:

    11. Where are the ponies. Where have they gone. Sexy ponies with leather teddies.

  12. 12th iBot cannot view Flash…

  13. Sue says:

    No flash on iPod touch. Does Moltz know HTML5?

  14. Steve G. says:

    Flash! Ah-aah! Savior of the universe!

  15. Ace Deuce says:

    Just as early iPad development was shelved until the iPhone could be established, so the sexbots are being stabled until the “time is right” for their release. But this time Apple’s gone too far. Free the sexbots! Free the sexbots!

  16. michael says:

    IT BURNS!

  17. blank says:

    I’d have got here sooner, but I was watching the match. Made my choice, and I’m standing by it.

    All this “no porn in the App Store” stuff is just misdirection intended to make us all think there are no sexbots in development.

    “Totally wrong. Just wait.” does not mean what folks think it does.

    Just sayin’…

  18. Carbonfish says:

    Oh to be eighteen again… Oh wait, in this case I am eighteen.

    Carry on.

  19. Zo says:

    Moltz has been arrested for flashing?

    Wait a minute, I need to actually read the post. I suppose.

  20. iMoo says:

    hee hee… Baptists.

    *iRoll*

  21. Huh? says:

    @Steve G- Very nice, and quite appropriate, reference…

  22. donebylee says:

    Wait…is that Glenn Beck??!!??

  23. MMCYB says:

    Our company, MacMil Cybernetics, Inc., has created female and male sexbots named Susie Software and Harry Harddrive. You may see information, videos, and pictures at http://www.sexbots.us, or search MMCYB on You Tube. Sex Bots will be featured in an upcoming documentary to air on Discovery Health September 24th @ 10:00 p.m.

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