Hey, CARS-istas! For your holiday enjoyment, I did a thing for Macworld similar to the things I used to do here except they added some really nice artwork unlike the crap I used to slap together so if you used to enjoy the things I did here perhaps you would enjoy the thing I did there.
I don’t know. I’m not sure I remember how the Internet works.
Is this thing on?
Aaaaand apparently the most recent WordPress update broke the theme. That’s. Just. Great.
Update: Fixed! It’s a Christmas miracle!
John Moltz is John Gruber!
Yay! 2nd!
*looks around*
What on earth happened in here?
It hurts!
I’m still here and my pants are still down.
No one said first! What is the world coming to?????
Out of practice. Sixth!
Life’s funny like that.
No, I don’t know what it means either.
Heading over to Macworld. CYA
vuitè!
It’s a Festivus Miracle!
Moltz posts.
Gruber has a suspiciously Silent Night.
Yo ho ho, everyone.
Huzzah!
Glad to see you’re back… I’m back tomorrow too.
I am also happy to see that the main page now has more than one story on it at a time.
Fantastic!
-=The Doctor=-
Gggggggggosh!
And a bottle of rum, for BroMu!
Steady Steve.
BroMu lives in Gravesend, the well known Pirate Port.
He’s been retired for quite a while but he might take up the cutlass again.
Macworld? Has *everybody* sold out? Like the minute Steve was gone there was this great stampede …
When will it be my turn to sell out?
Selling out means you get paid, right?
Sure Ace… sure…
What about an Apple Bidet?
Nxxx, they’re still working on the overheating issues with the all-aluminum construction.
At least they are working on it but would it come with a glass topped water closet?
Yes. And it fogs up beautifully when occupied for privacy. (Except for Zuckerberg’s. His will remain frighteningly clear.)
Sitting on an Apple loo with an Apple bidet alongside and an Apple bath with Apple taps, absolute bliss.
Can I use Pear’s soap?
Only if you’re quick about it. It may stop working part way through the bath if it gets pulled from the bath store.
iLose. For the two of you.
As was pointed out on the UK Haunted Fish Tank last night, Apple are also the inventors of the traditional Inuit dwelling.
iGloo.
Yo, that’s what’s up trlyufhlut.
Happy New Year one and all!
Here’s to 51 posts before the end of January.
Bloody hell. I’ve heard of demanding women but……………………………
You really consider that demanding?
You need to get out more.
Get out?
Please define.
29th!
My fat figures typed “crazyappletumors” man that’s a freaky site.
Finger diet, perhaps?
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