24 Dec 11Gear Guide: Products we’d like to see

Hey, CARS-istas! For your holiday enjoyment, I did a thing for Macworld similar to the things I used to do here except they added some really nice artwork unlike the crap I used to slap together so if you used to enjoy the things I did here perhaps you would enjoy the thing I did there.

I don’t know. I’m not sure I remember how the Internet works.

Is this thing on?

Aaaaand apparently the most recent WordPress update broke the theme. That’s. Just. Great.

Update: Fixed! It’s a Christmas miracle!

34 Responses to “Gear Guide: Products we’d like to see”

  1. Magnanimous Wang says:

    John Moltz is John Gruber!

  2. iMoo says:

    Yay! 2nd!
    *looks around*

    What on earth happened in here?

  3. michael says:

    It hurts!

  4. Barbasol of PantsDown™ says:

    I’m still here and my pants are still down.

  5. Anonymous says:

    No one said first! What is the world coming to?????

  6. Ace Deuce says:

    Out of practice. Sixth!

  7. Sue says:

    Life’s funny like that.

    No, I don’t know what it means either.

    Heading over to Macworld. CYA

  8. Josep says:


  9. Brother Mugga says:

    It’s a Festivus Miracle!

    Moltz posts.

    Gruber has a suspiciously Silent Night.

    Yo ho ho, everyone.

  10. The Doctor says:


    Glad to see you’re back… I’m back tomorrow too.

    I am also happy to see that the main page now has more than one story on it at a time.


    -=The Doctor=-

  11. Nxxx says:


  12. Steve G. says:

    And a bottle of rum, for BroMu!

  13. Nxxx says:

    Steady Steve.

    BroMu lives in Gravesend, the well known Pirate Port.

    He’s been retired for quite a while but he might take up the cutlass again.

  14. Zo says:

    Macworld? Has *everybody* sold out? Like the minute Steve was gone there was this great stampede …

  15. Ace Deuce says:

    When will it be my turn to sell out?

    Selling out means you get paid, right?

  16. Huh? says:

    Sure Ace… sure…

  17. Nxxx says:

    What about an Apple Bidet?

  18. Steve G. says:

    Nxxx, they’re still working on the overheating issues with the all-aluminum construction.

  19. Nxxx says:

    At least they are working on it but would it come with a glass topped water closet?

  20. Steve G. says:

    Yes. And it fogs up beautifully when occupied for privacy. (Except for Zuckerberg’s. His will remain frighteningly clear.)

  21. Nxxx says:

    Sitting on an Apple loo with an Apple bidet alongside and an Apple bath with Apple taps, absolute bliss.

    Can I use Pear’s soap?

  22. Steve G. says:

    Only if you’re quick about it. It may stop working part way through the bath if it gets pulled from the bath store.

  23. 2allbeefpatties says:

    iLose. For the two of you.

  24. Nxxx says:

    As was pointed out on the UK Haunted Fish Tank last night, Apple are also the inventors of the traditional Inuit dwelling.


  25. Sue says:

    Happy New Year one and all!

    Here’s to 51 posts before the end of January.

  26. Nxxx says:

    Bloody hell. I’ve heard of demanding women but……………………………

  27. Sue says:

    You really consider that demanding?

    You need to get out more.

  28. Nxxx says:

    Get out?

    Please define.

  29. Fatbo says:


  30. Comacnut says:

    My fat figures typed “crazyappletumors” man that’s a freaky site.

  31. Huh? says:

    Finger diet, perhaps?

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