The staff of Crazy Apple Rumors Site is at Meconi’s Pub & Eatery in beautiful downtown Tacoma doing some Apple source development.
LIVE!
Uh…
LIVE!
Come on into the comments and we’ll prove it.
UPDATE: Here’s some proof. My date time was supposed to be in the bottom right but my camera phone washed it out.
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Oh, and first post.
2nd!
And I call upon you to prove the liveness!
3rd!
Ya big liar.
Unless you’re not.
LIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
Uh…
LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!
There. The extra exclamation marks prove it.
I claim first post! Moltz cheated. Everyone knows employees of giant squid productions can’t enter the competition.
You need a new message. We think you’ve got a PHP program pumping these out…
Finish this sentence: “Hot random cheese is…”
Ok Mr. Smarty pants(not Pants™®). If you’re so LIIIIIVE!! (pfft), how many fingers am I holding up?
moo (Pants™® of renown)
OK, you got me. You win, Adrian.
What’s your resting pulse, John?
Woot! My first ever first post! And to get it by making up the rules just makes it even sweeter.
I’d like to thank the academy…. Oh, oh my time’s up. Sorry.
Is that LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! as in “layve”? Or as in “liv”? Like LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DAMMIT! as you pound away on somebody’s chest? I mean, it makes all the difference.
Gee, I dunno. 140. 160. Whatever it takes.
You didn’t die on me now, did you?
Moltz: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DAMMIT!!!
…aaaaaand, what are you wearing? You know, just for context.
Jeans. Grey striped shirt. Boxer briefs.
On the inside.
If all that is on the inside, what’s on the outside. Other than the sidewalk.
Oh yeah, hey! I think I see you! I’m behind the bar? The guy in the flannelette shirt and beard? With a trucker cap. Nametag: Candy.
DEAD!!!!! DEAD!!!!!! APPLE IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
No. You must be in Saskatchewan. That’s my twin brother, Rudy. He’s a truck driver.
Dead? It can’t be dead. It’s having a Philly cheese steak and a Manny’s Pale Ale.
Lemme see… HEY! RUDY!
..
Nope. Nuthin. Talkin on his mobile though and lookin’ over at the bar a little nervously.
Now he’s leaving. Strange. I mean it happens a lot, but still…
Intriguing, where is this “beautiful Downtown Tacoma” you speak of?
/jk, some parts are actually starting to look downright metropolitan
Rudy’s a little squirrely. You should chase him out to the parking lot.
So blog, John.
We, the Monkey Division of the Modern International Live Farmers (MILF) demand you to update the post with new, timestamped content to prove that you are really liveblogging, not just live.
Hey, Mykie, I’m in a bar with wireless and there’s a tequila bar they’re working on two doors down. Still no anchor down here for the foreseeable future, but it’s getting better.
OK, yes, a guy got shot dead about a block from here a couple of months ago, but… baby steps..
Beautiful. Downtown. Tacoma.
Pick two.
Hey! What kind of bar do you think this is? This is Saskatchewan, after all. Not some cosmopolitan downtwon Tacoma hangout.
Anyway… gotta go.
so let me get this straight you are using free broadband from a pub to read thousands, no millions, of reply comments on your online blog?! is this LEGAL! WOW I am connected I could be liable! Satan I revouke theee!!!!!
Picture up at the top. Scroll up.
LIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Holy crap, Apple has this desktop picture of Christopher Walken building robots in his basement. It’s hysterical.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Thanks, John. We salute you. Consider visiting the MILF some day.
Whew! Just got back from the rink.
What ‘cha drinking?
Sooooooooo what are you drinking???
Oh, man, you have to take a look at these. Scroll all the way down to “No one wants to play Sega with Harrison Ford.”
I’m drinkin’ a $2 PBR.
a creamy B-52 washed down by a frosty Molson
OK, we gotta run.
So…
DEAAAAAAD!!!
Or…
UNLIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!
John, apparantly you haven’t read the MacWorld article about making sure your WiFi connection is secure and I have just plundered your pr0n collection…
YYYYYUCKEEES! Drew Barrymore in latex? C’mon, you can do better than that!
Oh, yeah, tequila…that helps…
Okay, John, I’m convinced you’re LIIIIVE!!!! in downtown Tacoma. Do me a favor, will ya? Go over to the Spaghetti Factory and get me a plate of Mizithra Cheese Spaghetti. I’ll gladly pay you tomorrow for spaghetti today.
No. If I’m going over to the U area I’m going to the Swiss. I’m not going to the frickin’ Spaghetti Factory.
It’s like watching a train wreck made out of rain treks.
Live.
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Pumpkin head…I knew it!
Hey John, have you ever walked up the Spanish Steps by the old town hall? I did once, and saw a guy bearing a slight resemblance to a conquistador. He had a cape.
Or how about that statue in the front of the New Life Church? You know, the creepy disembodied, armed, winged head reaching down to a man being swallowed by mud. You can see it easily from the parkway.
Tacoma’s a funky place.
So were you alive before you started live blogging? Cause I didn’t think you were.
TOCOMA! i’d be there, but already drunk… that’s my bad, mmm kay?
It’s boring waiting to claim fifty.
LIVE INDEED !!! OMG LEET HAX ! Did you take your G4 iMac ? The frame is so thick 😛
I have to comment, but no content is present in this post.
Still waiting.
Got it!
Fifty one.