You know, I’d feel bad about us not getting a post together tonight, but I know for a fact that you just come here for the comments anyway, so it’s no big deal.
Anyway, you’ve got the whole weekend ahead of you and a wad of cash in your sweaty little fist (which is all covered in Cheeto dust), so maybe you could dump a little of it on one of our fine advertisers.
There’s Rogue Amoeba. They make good stuff. Although Kafasis tried to kill me that one time.
Well, there’s also Delicious Monster. The things they can do with an iSight camera. Tell you what. Although Shipley did call me a… well, let’s just say he said I like to do something to dogs that I don’t. Totally. I mean… really. I don’t even know how that would work.
Anyway, that brings us to our new advertisers: Shiny White Box and Many Tricks. They also make boss software and so far neither of their CEOs has tried to kill me or accused me of being into bestiality.
Of course, we’ve only just met so…
I should probably give them some time.
…
Do you think Gruber has this kind of relationship with his advertisers?
Speaking of hallucinations Root Beer used to be made out of Sassafras root which is a mild hallucinogen.
(The staples are for extra iron so you grow up big and strong!)
TGIF
Right Doc, I’m off to kill large quantities of brain cells (not that I have that many left, but I’m sure the escaping vapors will take its toll on the neighborhood) using the alcohal submersion method.
Killing brain cells. A worthy goal. I’ll bet you can’t kill the ones that know the theme song to Gilligan’s Island. How about “I Shot the Sheriff?”
“The Lion Sleeps Tonight?”
Challenge.
Demonstrate any evidence of living brain cells on this board.
OK, this is a quandry, Rip, the GI theme song, yes that’s there, alot has to go first, ISTS, I hope that goes fast, I never liked that song at all, but yes there is a problem there, TLST, Damn Disney and the Lion King, it would have been gone long ago, ( And damn, now steve is on the board…!!!)
Nixx, as far as your challenge,…………. damn,….. I am totally unable to respond to that
I am absolutely positive that one brain cell of mine is working as long as…
Flintstones. Meet the Flintstones. They’re the modern stone age family.
From the town of …
BLAM! BLAM!
I’ve had to kill another one.
This would be worrisome if not for several breweries involved in replacing my IPA supply.
Definitely a slow weekend!
Did the iKittens clean out the tunnels while we were “resting”?
Sorry, but I am way behind on killing those brain cells. I killed some muscle cells instead, hiking 19 km on Saturday.
Kittens use Macs, It’s official.
I know there have been rumors that the kittens were Ubuntu users, but I have proof they are Mac users!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2469928627183918026&q=expensive+cat+toy&pr=goog-sl
Sorry guys. I’ve stopped posting until I can get 1,000.
It is my life’s ambition and if I don’t manage it, it’ll be self immolation.
Nxxx, all you have to do is stack, stack, stack. You’ll be there in no time.
Ace,
What do you mean by stack?
Sorry, that should read stack,stack.
Got it wrong again, should read stack, stack, stack?
Oooh that has me in the mood to play Jenga!
Stack Stack Stack topple.
Awww I lost ;(
Oww–hey kids, how many times have I told you to pick up your room? It’s a mess in here!
I mean, I’ve told you countless times. Do I have to call Mary Poppins?
I think the Mary Poppins sexbot is busy. Who else will help us clean our room and take our medicine?
Del, the Mary Poppins sexbot has been stolen, what kind of sick perverted bastard would do that, and what discusting things would……, never mind,.. I forgot where I was, who ever “borrowed” Mary, please put her back where you found her, but please clean her up, Who likes a sticky Mary Poppi… oh hell nevermind.990
I don’t want 1000. I want 999: The Beast hanging by his toes.
Or possibly 10000000000 (1024).
I also want mushrooms, black olives, extra pepperoni and cheese.
On an olive oil base. Extra virgin olive oil. And extra virgins.
Play Blind Man’s Buff.
Open eyes.
993.
Bugger.
At this rate, we’ll never get there soon. And I was hoping to get the Scheherezade number.
Only five more to go.
Yep.
I think we need to make a new monster. The tunnels seem kind of lonely. I’m getting the urge to mix a rhino with Giant Jumping Spider.
Problems! Rhino eyesight very poor, charges anything moving and protected species. Spider has six or eight compound eyes which means great difficulties in hard wiring visual system. Oh course you could just leave it but don’t fancy mad, eight eyed, jumping rhino. The sexbots would complain too as rhino horn is supposed to be an aphrodisiac.
teee heee hee fancy mad eight eyed jumping rhino.
I used to have a fancy hamster but this sounds like soooooOoooooo much more fun.
I agree, we need something to get the tunnels relevant again, but let’s leave rhinos and especially spiders out of it, don’t like the little eight legged beasts, I mean they could be anywhere, crawling over the back of your chair, across the floor onto your foot, even across the the keys on the keyboard…… well gotta go,.. now 999 î
How about bionic hamsters with built in iFlames?
Sorry Nxxx 🙁
I didn’t mean to steal your post. I just got excited about the hamsters.
Nxxx,
Don’t touch that iFlame!!
Bloody matches are wet.
New Monsters?! Shit. There’s a baleen whale in the Pierre tunnel with some kind of a respiratory problem. Snores worse than my uncle Pete used to on poker nights..
Del, the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals has been asking about you again. I told them that you were on a world tour with Sally Struthers and wouldn’t be back ’til late summer. You’d better lie low: I think there is a mole in the Tera-Post.
Hmmm a mole. That give me an idea. I’ll make a molrilla.
*pours water on matches and runs back to lab*
Forget the hamsters it’s molrilla time!
Molrilla? Mmmmm. That sounds like it will be good with a big plate of wet matches and marinara sauce. Melt some extra cheese on mine, please.
And what is wrong with gormoles, I ask?
Funny. First time I’ve ever seen wet rot in matches. Must get another box and some petrol as it has all evaporated.
I go away for a couple of days, and come back to find Nxxx playing with MATCHES?!?
My goodnes people, what are you thinking?
Here Nxxx, you can borrow my iFlame.
Just remember,
iFlame + matches = Chemist aflame!
Congrats Doc on getting post 10!
I kind of liked molrilla better than gormole because it reminded me of beer.
Instead of “Its Miller Time” its “Its Molrilla Time” Of course Miller isn’t really beer, it is carbonated wheat water.
Del,
If ever you are coming over here, let me guide you to a Morris dance out. Virtually always CAMRA ales and beers available and sometimes local brewed cider.
The only problem is after that lot, I’m usually incapable of guiding myself, let alone anyone else, in a homeward or any direction.
I’m off to kill large quantities of brain cells (not that I have that many left, but I’m sure the escaping vapors will take its toll on the neighborhood) using the alcohal submersion method.
Wait, I’ve made that post before, haven’t I? Let me look, (Long pause as I scroll up to look), ….. ah, yes #974, the alcohal submersion method must be working.
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Am I the only one who recognizes the significance of the date. Eh? It’s May 25, 2007. Doesn’t anyone know what that MEANS?
A forgetful Happy Christmas?
It means tomorrow is Saturday. Geez. I’ve been waiting for this for weeks, months even – ever since Monday.
You mean today (for you) is Poet’s Day, don’t you?
Piss off early, tomorrow’s Saturday.
Thirty years ago today(25th- ok, yesterday), a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away….
*sigh*
See? I knew it was important.
Are my socks done? I’m hungry.
Ahh, the smell of coffee in the morning…
Wait, that’s not coffee, it’s coffins. Moldy, dusty coffins!
It looks like whoever dug this particular tunnel made a wrong turn and invaded a cemetery. I hope the occupants aren’t offended. Better tiptoe through this section.
Ooh, that one’s been popped open…
I have a bad feeling about this…