Strange times call for strange people.

Could be an odd week ahead what with iPhone fee-vah hitting a fee-vah pitch, so expect several posting irregularities (’cause I had the bean dip, if you know what I mean! Ha-ha!), as we may be forced to self-medicate to contain our excitement.

And, well, speaking of pitching, we’re going to Wednesday’s Mariners/Red Sox day game to see Dice-K pitch against Not Felix.

And, in this case, it’s Baek so it’s someone really not Felix.

But if you’re in desperate need of solid technology news you can always go to Fake Phil Schiller.

Or Fake Paul Thurrott.

Or Fake Rob Enderle.


Uh, fake me.


Anyone want to take responsibility for that last one?




Didn’t think so.