Clearly Photoshopped! There’s no way John was awake at 6:19AM.
Also, First!
I’ve received a few of those, and should have said yes, as I would love to know on what topic (and from what publication) the well-written article was written (and plagiarized from).
Clearly Photoshopped! There’s no way somebody got four bars with AT&T.
Informative?
Suicide IS the only escape.
When I need information of any sort, I know where *I* go.
Zoe writes the best form letters ever! They look so realistic!
They are indeed very informative.
If you’re John’s shrink, that is.
Or part of the prosecution team.
You can tell from the quality that she iz hottz.
I would say yes!
Top 10?
Frankly, I think the entire thing is true; I rely on Crazy Apple Rumours to break this kind of story!
Clearly Photoshopped!
There’s no way Moltz gets 100 emails.
Or has his battery fully charged.
Fake for all the above reasons, plus the fact that it’s from the 17th. St Patty’s Day.
I mean… really… who wasn’t drinking by that time of the morning??
This is CARS–why would we need “well written” articles? Besides, everyone knows that Zoe Davis is really Guy Kawasaki.
And now for something completely different.
And yes, it’s clearly photoshopped for all of iMoo’s reasons, and for the fact that she posted before me.
Plus, my Pantsâ„¢ are quite skeptical of this.
No. Not that…. This.
Not that either. This.
This this….
Oh, forget it.
I found this out about Hosting Observer:
“A fusion of cool, jokes, tech, and just flat out weird.”
I think they might be an appropriate source for articles for this site.
In fact, I think the venture capitalist behind them is none other than the Entity!
That, or a lesbian ninja sexbot.
All I know is, that here in Outsourceistan, we tend to make offers to all the credible sites. How it made it here is anyone’s guess.
Clearly Photoshopped! Like people have bothered to eMail Moltz 100 times.
Dammit, someone beat me to my joke.
Obviously Photoshopped, because nothing is real.
Strawberry fields forever, or at least until next Saturday.
Oh, and obviously photoshopped because a girl is mailing Moltz.
And not just to bill him.
(Extra for the dry-cleaning, too.)
Rev — sorry.
BroMu — At least it’s pretending to be a girl.
Ace,
Strawberry Fields IS real.
Steve . . . is there a Thai suffix on the mail? I think we should be told.
I don’t think Moltz would let us see the email headers; we’d then know his email address.
Nxxx,
I don’t doubt the reality of Strawberry Fields, but you’re still not the Walrus.
Sorry mate.
More of a Humpty Dumpty?
Huh?,
You haven’y clapped your peepers on me.
It would be worth consideration to have an actual Observer on site. Between this dimension and the other… why not!
Zoe is bald.
Koo koo ka choo, Nxxx…
Koo koo ka choo..
I’m going on your previously admitted pie-consumption, Nxxx.
It could have been worse: I’m more of a ‘Tweedle…’
I say it’s the Entity attempting an obfuscated return to CARS.
As long as it is not The brains.
Is that brains, or BRAAAAAIIIIINS!!!!!!
Just curious…
Either.
I can’t spell and lacking hands or oral ability, neither can they (I hope).
John,
Did you visit their site? An amazing portal for recommending “cheap” website hosting companies, all five of which are almost certainly the same company operating under a different name. I love the little gold ribbons each site received for being “the best.” And the editor’s reviews? Scintillating prose that deserves a lead position on CARS. Please accept Ms. Davis’s offer.
Photously obvioshopped, because Zoe long ago changed her name to Mary. I know this because I get stacks of coupons in charming blue envelopes from her all the time, each of which is accompanied by one of her personalized letters that ends with her trademark cheery close. I’m always careful to write back and thank her. We’ve been corresponding for some time now, and, well… this may be a little premature, but… I think it’s getting serious.
In Harry Webb’s Eurovision Song Contest winning words, “Congratulations.”
Surely “Devil Woman”, Nxxx?
I have nothing to say.
(I’m glad I got that off my chest.)
“Devil with a blue dress on”
“Fire woman”
Ooops. Thought I was in a Bing commercial for a second.
Guys,
We’ve got a referendum on May 5th.
Alternative vote or not?
Referendum on what?
Your vote is earlier than ours; we have one on May 17.
Let’s advise each other:-VOTE NO.
Per the t-shirt I got from the Woot folks:
“Vote Yes on No”
Maybe I will vote Yes on No, and maybe I won’t. I might vote No on Yes, if it’s too inclusive. And on No my question is: No to what? And effective starting when?
Ace,
In response to your responses:
Whatever.
No to some things, but not others.
May be effective at some point in time to be determined at a later date.
Clearly Photoshopped! There’s no way John was awake at 6:19AM.
Also, First!
I’ve received a few of those, and should have said yes, as I would love to know on what topic (and from what publication) the well-written article was written (and plagiarized from).
Clearly Photoshopped! There’s no way somebody got four bars with AT&T.
Informative?
Suicide IS the only escape.
When I need information of any sort, I know where *I* go.
Zoe writes the best form letters ever! They look so realistic!
They are indeed very informative.
If you’re John’s shrink, that is.
Or part of the prosecution team.
You can tell from the quality that she iz hottz.
I would say yes!
Top 10?
Frankly, I think the entire thing is true; I rely on Crazy Apple Rumours to break this kind of story!
Clearly Photoshopped!
There’s no way Moltz gets 100 emails.
Or has his battery fully charged.
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
Well, at least it would be a new post.
Zoe is John Gruber
Fake for all the above reasons, plus the fact that it’s from the 17th. St Patty’s Day.
I mean… really… who wasn’t drinking by that time of the morning??
This is CARS–why would we need “well written” articles? Besides, everyone knows that Zoe Davis is really Guy Kawasaki.
And now for something completely different.
And yes, it’s clearly photoshopped for all of iMoo’s reasons, and for the fact that she posted before me.
Plus, my Pantsâ„¢ are quite skeptical of this.
No. Not that…. This.
Not that either. This.
This this….
Oh, forget it.
I found this out about Hosting Observer:
“A fusion of cool, jokes, tech, and just flat out weird.”
I think they might be an appropriate source for articles for this site.
In fact, I think the venture capitalist behind them is none other than the Entity!
That, or a lesbian ninja sexbot.
All I know is, that here in Outsourceistan, we tend to make offers to all the credible sites. How it made it here is anyone’s guess.
Clearly Photoshopped! Like people have bothered to eMail Moltz 100 times.
Dammit, someone beat me to my joke.
Obviously Photoshopped, because nothing is real.
Strawberry fields forever, or at least until next Saturday.
Oh, and obviously photoshopped because a girl is mailing Moltz.
And not just to bill him.
(Extra for the dry-cleaning, too.)
Rev — sorry.
BroMu — At least it’s pretending to be a girl.
Ace,
Strawberry Fields IS real.
Steve . . . is there a Thai suffix on the mail? I think we should be told.
I don’t think Moltz would let us see the email headers; we’d then know his email address.
Nxxx,
I don’t doubt the reality of Strawberry Fields, but you’re still not the Walrus.
Sorry mate.
More of a Humpty Dumpty?
Huh?,
You haven’y clapped your peepers on me.
It would be worth consideration to have an actual Observer on site. Between this dimension and the other… why not!
Zoe is bald.
Koo koo ka choo, Nxxx…
Koo koo ka choo..
I’m going on your previously admitted pie-consumption, Nxxx.
It could have been worse: I’m more of a ‘Tweedle…’
I say it’s the Entity attempting an obfuscated return to CARS.
As long as it is not The brains.
Is that brains, or BRAAAAAIIIIINS!!!!!!
Just curious…
Either.
I can’t spell and lacking hands or oral ability, neither can they (I hope).
John,
Did you visit their site? An amazing portal for recommending “cheap” website hosting companies, all five of which are almost certainly the same company operating under a different name. I love the little gold ribbons each site received for being “the best.” And the editor’s reviews? Scintillating prose that deserves a lead position on CARS. Please accept Ms. Davis’s offer.
Photously obvioshopped, because Zoe long ago changed her name to Mary. I know this because I get stacks of coupons in charming blue envelopes from her all the time, each of which is accompanied by one of her personalized letters that ends with her trademark cheery close. I’m always careful to write back and thank her. We’ve been corresponding for some time now, and, well… this may be a little premature, but… I think it’s getting serious.
In Harry Webb’s Eurovision Song Contest winning words, “Congratulations.”
Surely “Devil Woman”, Nxxx?
I have nothing to say.
(I’m glad I got that off my chest.)
“Devil with a blue dress on”
“Fire woman”
Ooops. Thought I was in a Bing commercial for a second.
Guys,
We’ve got a referendum on May 5th.
Alternative vote or not?
Referendum on what?
Your vote is earlier than ours; we have one on May 17.
Let’s advise each other:-VOTE NO.
Per the t-shirt I got from the Woot folks:
“Vote Yes on No”
Maybe I will vote Yes on No, and maybe I won’t. I might vote No on Yes, if it’s too inclusive. And on No my question is: No to what? And effective starting when?
Ace,
In response to your responses:
Whatever.
No to some things, but not others.
May be effective at some point in time to be determined at a later date.
Steve,
Are you a politician?