22 Jun 04Surprising Pictures Reveal G5 Liquid Cooling System


A highly reliable source within Apple’s hardware engineering has provided the following fascinating pictures of the G5’s revolutionary cooling system.

According to the source, the pictures, each enlarged over 10,000 times, show the liquid cooling system at work at the three points shown in the image below where…

  • data flows onto the stack

  • data is loaded to the registers

  • data enters the arithmetic logic unit

The source did not explain why data looks like chicks in bathing suits.

Um…

Frankly, we’re rethinking his status as “a highly reliable source.” We’re thinking maybe “a dude with a large collection of pictures of chicks in wet bathing suits.”

32 Responses to “Surprising Pictures Reveal G5 Liquid Cooling System”

  1. Woot says:

    First?

  2. Anonymous says:

    unfirst.

  3. fuddes says:

    Nice boobies on chick #2.

  4. SB1 says:

    I’m going to get one just to ‘mod’ it. B’)

  5. Louzer says:

    Wow. That’s some passive cooling system. Can you imagine what the ‘data’ will look like when Apple gets the 3GHz chips! It’ll be the first x-rated computer (not to be confused with Wintel computers, rated M for extreme vulgar language, as in “Why you freakin’ of . Crash on me an lose my proposal again, will you. I’ll teach you a lesson you mother piece of . , , !”).

  6. Louzer says:

    [Let’s try that quote again…]

    Wow. That’s some passive cooling system. Can you imagine what the ‘data’ will look like when Apple gets the 3GHz chips! It’ll be the first x-rated computer (not to be confused with Wintel computers, rated M for extreme vulgar language, as in “Why you freakin’ [bleep]. [bleep] of [bleep]. Crash on me an lose my proposal again, will you. I’ll teach you a lesson you mother [bleeping] piece of [bleep]. [Bleep], [Bleep], [Bleep]!”).

  7. FiPi says:

    [this is good]

  8. Huck says:

    Pics plz… oh wait.

  9. Laffin' Tony says:

    Laffin’ over here!

    Um boy!

  10. turgid says:

    Best. CARS. Ever!

  11. Dubya says:

    Hey! Give those pictures back! Those are my daughters, for crissakes! No fair!

  12. SlickWillie says:

    Had her…Had her…want her…

  13. And each of these ladies is 90 nanometers across? My my.

  14. Anonymous says:

    These are some tiny Ladies… But are they 32 or 64bit?

  15. Anonymous says:

    “But are they 32 or 64bit”

    32 or 64, I think we can all agree that they have all the right bits.

  16. b-man says:

    Doesn’t all that water cause an electrical hazard?

  17. Hugh H. says:

    I can’t believe i’m the first to say this, (i KNOW i’m not the first to think it) but shouldn’t they lose the swimwear for better flow & cooling effficiency? Just a suggestion.

  18. Fringe says:

    Ever since hiring Howard, the photo content on CARS has significantly improved. Woo. Now let’s see if we can enlarge these pictures a bit more than 10,000 times, eh? I’m already enlarged, if you get my drift.

  19. Punster says:

    “first x-rated computer” as in “10”?

    The Punster likes that one!

  20. Sorry boys. Obviously at 90 nm, they are midgets…and with Moltz constantlt trashed, it’s safe to say they are lesbian midgets. And the cooling fluid is, in fact, the new clear Cheez from Pepsi.

    Sad, isn’t it?

  21. Huh? says:

    I’d hit it. er… Mod it… whatever.

  22. Jon Wedaman says:

    [I can’t believe i’m the first to say this, (i KNOW i’m not the first to think it) but shouldn’t they lose the swimwear for better flow & cooling effficiency? Just a suggestion.]

    Indeed.

  23. Citizen Of Trantor says:

    The ladies have a variable bit count.

    38 bits, 24 bits and 36 bits.

  24. MacStansbury says:

    I refuse to comment on such a sexist, male chauvinist pig story. It is truly disgusting that CARS has to regress to making such sophomoric banality and pass it off as actual, hard news, instead of this fluff piece.

    I, for one, am offended, and I wish to cancel my subscription, effective immediately. Unless there’s going to be a “Girls of WWDC,” in which case, I will cancel my subscription after that.

    Highest Regards,

    MacStansbury

    P.S. I got dibs on the arithmetic logic unit.

  25. Bear says:

    so……….how do you cancel a subscription to CARS??????

  26. Bear says:

    ….and does the refund involve any liquid cooling??????

  27. Anonymous says:

    wow. could a bigger group of total loser/geeks respond to this article. get a life! They’re women. go meet some.

  28. dude says:

    Ugluk say: “Women? *scratches head* oooh-aaahhh, me likes.”

  29. Huck says:

    Think of all the porn surfing time it would save!

    “Lessee, I’ll just copy this excel spreadsheet (vital to our company’s finances) from the hard drive into RAM… and then display it… now it’s hot chicks! Yay! And they’re wet!”

    Hooray!

  30. Anonymous says:

    It was supposed to be a cooling system… but it seems heating things up instead.

    so hot, so hot…

  31. pran says:

    jizz storm.

    and i didn’t have to visit bangbus.com

  32. 2181 so theres Krankenversicherung and then there is

    Krankenversicherung private and dont forget

    Krankenversicherung gesetzlich and then again there is always beer