So the offices are empty here at Crazy Apple Rumors Site. I wouldn’t be here except I forgot my ointment.
Uh… it’s for… um… there was… er…
Anyway, just a quick note to thank all of you fine folks who are buying items through our Missing Bite link. Because of you we only had to sell three kidneys this quarter!
Don’t worry, we don’t sell our own. We get them from a guy.
Not so much a guy as… a…
Perhaps I’ve said too much.
But, anyway, thanks a bunch. And that Apple logo hat looks good on you.
No, really, I’m not just saying that.